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Baby walks into a bar...
> Hello World?
> CONTINUE
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 29-Sep-17 3:31am.
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Babybar?
Is that even a word? Call that a cryptic clue? You are useless!
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How many letters?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Exactly, he didnt even tell us that! 
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Just one letter. To my solicitor.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Babybar?
Is that even a word?
Yes - can be had with either dark chocolate and walnuts or milk chocolate and peanuts.
Best whilst fresh and the fingernails are still soft.
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10 BIRTH
20 SCHOOL
30 WORK
40 DEATH
50 IF Hindu THEN GOTO 10 ELSE EXIT
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Having reluctantly moved from a desktop to a laptop at the office I had to actually unplug the blasted thing yesterday to take it to a meeting.
Upon returning I plug all the bits in, including the big external monitor I use, the squidgy little laptop monitor works, nothing on the external monitor, windows 10 says it is there, the power light comes on but no picture.
While fiddling in the setup a colleague switches the primary display to the external monitor only - fark nothing, both screens blank. Unplug the external screen and it all appears on the laptop, plug in the external, nothing. Ahh crap the monitor is dead and the laptop is pointing to to the external monitor only.
Now it takes up to 3 days for IT services to respond to a call and policy will not let you boot to safe mode, answer filch some other poor bastards monitor and we are good to go.
He gets back from holidays on Monday, I hope I can get a replacement monitor by then - extremely unlikely.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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You need a docking station.
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Ah a sensible response - pity they are not on the approved hardware items
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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There are usually Fn-key combinations (eg Fn-F8) for switching monitor configuration (I think at the BIOS level). I've used them to recover from similar woes. RTFM!
Sad but true story. My sister in law's laptop keyboard was full of gunk, so I talked my bro through popping keycaps and vacuuming/spelunking. I assumed he had the nous to power it off first. Noooo.... Switching the primary and only display to the non-existent external monitor was just one of the things his random keyboard bashing managed to achieve. :headbang:
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Meanwhile, get yourself a docking station.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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Oh, and since clearly no one else has mentioned it, and get a docking station. 
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Docking station: where they cut the tails of little lambs.
Perhaps shouldn't have said that, might end up listedlisted in the PETA files.
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If you've ever had bacon, you're likely already there.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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A colleague switched desks at work, and thought he had a dead monitor as well.
Turned out to be <gasp> the docking station monitor ports went bad!
This docking station is less than two months old....
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Now it takes up to 3 days for IT services to respond to a call and policy will not let you boot to safe mode, answer filch some other poor bastards monitor and we are good to go.
Is using someone else's hardware approved by IT policy or have you just earned yourself a brief meeting with HR and a box with all your stuff on the way out the door. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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They won't find out till the next asset check and I'm pretty sure iut will be irrelevant by then. Filching a phone or using someone elses lan point on the other hand would require immediate explanation.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Hi,
I got just a new router from my ISP, it is table top. I also bought a new wireless phone for my landline, again it is table top. In the flat where I live I have no space in the hall to put a table to put things on. What's more, I had figured the optimum position for phones and internet to work troughout the house, a wall mounted position.
Why can things no longer be wall mounted!
Regards,
Bram van Kampen
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I don't know about where you are, but here in Australia, things like routers and phone bases tend to have keyhole slots in the back/bottom so they can hang off screw heads on the wall. Take a look.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Hi,
Well, my router has definitely no slots at the back, what's more, it has cable entries in the back rather than on the bottom. This latter feature alone makes it difficult to mount it against a wall.
Regards,
Bram van Kampen
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I'm not at home, but the router here (Mum's house, nephew's router) has the following layout as it sits on a side table: Top, vent slots. Left and right ends, blank. (Sloping) front, a few LEDs. Rear, Two antennae, connectors (RJ45 and power). Bottom: vent slots, keyhole recesses.
My modem/router at home is a larger rectangular box. IIRC, it has a removable stand, bottom cable entry. Don't remember if it has wall mounts, but if not a patch of double sided foam tape would work.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I have my stack on the dresser. Just go with it and call it your data center at parties.
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I have the electric supply breakerboard hidden behind an ornate Indian style carved wood panel set in the wall.
I put the wireless router and wireless phone in there too. No wires are visible at all. Very clean, very nice.
However my desk, and an old bookcase beside it, has monitors laptops towers FW dev boards hub rack cards etc etc etc and two power cables with a complete christmas tree of adapters hanging off it, is a total mess! 
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IF they're actually in the wall, I think the electrical code might have a problem with the install.
Probably not an immediate concern, but if you ever have a fire and the insurance company is looking for a reason to deny you a payout...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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