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Thanks for that. LOL, you guys are teaching me patience.
I updated the article to include all those missing things like code and an explanation.
Cheers!
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Looking better - cheers 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Looking at the C++/MFC code, all I can say is, OMG, C#/.NET is a vast improvement.
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Oh the irony. Last year a radio station asked the following question and gave away 50000 bucks for the right answer.
Here is a link to their website, sorry, in German only: Link[^]
I heard it while driving to work. The lady they called did not know the answer. This was the question:
Quote: What was the holiday job of 17-year-old Albert Einstein at the Oktoberfest in Munich?
And the correct answer would have been:
Quote: For two weeks, Albert Einstein assisted as electrician on the Oktoberfest and screwed in hundreds of light bulbs.
Hundreds of bulbs? one Einstein? So I guess we really need relatively few Einsteins. A few thousandths Einstein per bulb.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Did you perhaps mean to post this as a reply to the thread below? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Indeed. Perhaps I should get myself some new glasses.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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GitHub is for code dumps. Articles are meant to teach something. So my guess is that they felt it was insufficient to be called an article.
Jeremy Falcon
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This is an old question that pretty much always gets the same answer... suck it up and ignore. You can't legislate for how other people see your 'article'.
Talking of which, it really isn't sufficient to be an article; a tip or blog post at best. What you should do is check to see what other people do and emulate that; great examples are the grand masters, Sasha Barber or Marc Clifton.
If you can get an article even half way close to their standard you'll be doing ok.
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Thanks for that. LOL, you guys are teaching me patience.
I updated the article to include all those missing things like code and an explanation.
Cheers!
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Andy Bantly wrote: Thanks for that. LOL, you guys are teaching me patience.
Better than arrogance I suppose.
Andy Bantly wrote: I updated the article to include all those missing things like code and an explanation.
Amazing what a difference that makes
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If the article now gathers sufficient higher votes that "1" will be detected as "bucking the trend" and will be automatically removed anyway.
That's what happened on my (only  ) article when someone sought "revenge" for a comment I made
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to screw a light-bulb into the ceiling?
Relatively few.
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Oh that was bad, a complete waste of spacetime
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You have a warped sense of humor...maybe just slightly bent.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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That's 'specially true when it's so general.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Surely Albert would be clever enough to realise that dark-suckers[^] don't screw directly into the ceiling? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think you should be made to walk the Planck length for that.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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depends on mass of the bulb and how fast.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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After accidentally posting this one topic further up:
Oh the irony. Last year a radio station asked the following question and gave away 50000 bucks for the right answer.
Here is a link to their website, sorry, in German only: Link[^]
I heard it while driving to work. The lady they called did not know the answer. This was the question:
Quote: What was the holiday job of 17-year-old Albert Einstein at the Oktoberfest in Munich?
And the correct answer would have been:
Quote: For two weeks, Albert Einstein assisted as electrician on the Oktoberfest and screwed in hundreds of light bulbs.
Hundreds of bulbs? one Einstein? So I guess we really need relatively few Einsteins. A few thousandths Einstein per bulb.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: to screw a light-bulb into the ceiling?
Is this a trick question? I'd screw a lightbulb in a socket rather than directly in the ceiling, but maybe that's just me...
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I see what you did there...
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E=M*c^2 . Here E = Number of Einsteins
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Very good! Always good to hear that there are now ways to repair an injury that was untreatable before. But:
Quote: The experimental procedure did not guarantee any restoration to Kris’s paralysis, but to him, the risk was worth taking.
What risk? It can't possibly get even worse.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: What risk? It can't possibly get even worse.
Exactly, the first thing I thought after reading that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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