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OK, that makes more sense. I agree now, slightly amusing. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I wonder if he has the proper pointy hairstyle. Anyway, it explains a lot of things.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Chris O'Dowd: The IT Crowd - Wikipedia[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It looks like the Irish guiy from The IT crowd, but I may be wrong!
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Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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NOOOO! THE HORROR! 
Definitely scarier than the original 
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I came home drunk last night and my wife wasn't happy.
"How much have you had to drink?" she asked, staring at me.
"Nothing" I slurred.
"Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?"
I paused for a second and said, "It's you, I can tell by the voice."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I can understand why the wife was not happy, booze is so expensive in Sweden 
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Yup - not to mention that the morality here is just about as stupid as it gets (I can say that because I'm from Denmark where we have a much more relaxed point of view on alcohol):
Booze is only sold in special shops (Systembolaget), and their business idea is: You really shouldn't buy anything from us. But if you do, we'll make sure that you pay as much as possible to the government for the priviledge.
And they have the audacity to send out tv commecials: We're not like other companies, our goal is not to make money on your weaknesses (yeah, right - see above).
So my question is: WHY THE ELEPHANT ADVERTISE AT ALL???? Spending a lot of money on tv-commercials can surely only be for one reason. If they were really concerned about peoples health, they could have spent the money on health care donations 
Rant over! Blame yourself for getting me started... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Give me Denmark any time, the prices are reasonable there, once bought an excellent bottle of 'Brandy de Jerez' there for only 10 Euro
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Johnny J. wrote: WHY THE ELEPHANT ADVERTISE AT ALL
Selfpreservation.
There's a lot of money interested in the removal of the monopoly situation.
But that won't happen as long as "the people" believes it's good for them.
Forsman & Bodenfors, the advertising agency, has even gotten a price for their campaign.
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You're probably right, Jörgen. Hadn't actually thought of that.
Jörgen Andersson wrote: Forsman & Bodenfors, the advertising agency, has even gotten a price for their campaign.
A "better luck next time" consolation prize, I hope?
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote:
So my question is: WHY THE ELEPHANT ADVERTISE AT ALL???? Spending a lot of money on tv-commercials can surely only be for one reason. If they were really concerned about peoples health, they could have spent the money on health care donations
Along the same lines of major tobacco companies agreeing to pay for advertising campaigns to educate consumers about the dangers of tobacco. Not only were they barred from advertising their own products or sponsoring events geared towards teenagers, they also had to contribute millions annually to support these anti-smoking ads in every state. Not voluntarily, but still...
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Such a obvious lie is insulting. 
You really should apologize and do her a favour like ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Vehicle with one step is a shell (8)
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carapace
vehicle - car
one step - a pace
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You could have at least pretended it was difficult Well done 
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Well I didn't get it!
(Was that OK pretending-it's-difficult, I'm not very good at that)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'm sure I wouldn't have either! "Carapace" isn't a word I'd come across before - only saw it in some article somewhere a couple of days ago and had to look it up (and it was being used quite inappropriately - something about a character in novel "shedding her carapace" - just the author trying to sound clever...)
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I have - though I don't use it in "normal conversation".
It took me probably about as long as it took Pompey - once I had "Car" teh rest was obvious.
Good clue though - it worked!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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"No, that won't be a problem."
[One day after release]
"Yeah, that's gonna be a problem..."
A fix is now scheduled for release
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good the deadline was met!
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We suffered a lot from "Sales driven behaviour" in the past, luckily things have changed for the better now 
BTW it seems I was wrong about NHibernate performance being low, in a more recent test NHibernate really shines DotNet Core vs. NHibernate vs. Dapper Smackdown! | Frank DeCaire[^]
Correction: Jorgen Andersson, who is a database developer, looked into it and inspected the test code, turns out this test is garbage 
modified 7-Mar-18 3:08am.
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Just thought you had seen my post 'To ORM or not to ORM' and that it might be interest to you 
Well, the latest news is that management has decided to try NHibernate and see how far we get with it, not my choice of course ...
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So, you're trying to say it hibernates really efficiently.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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