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It's not im-possum-ible.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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You will roo the day you came up with this pun.
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It can certainly hop between levels - but Aussie it as a matter of not pouching to much confidence in them.
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Yes, when entangled with an Aussie.
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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I'm not sure -- I know that a flight between Australia and New Zealand is a Qantas Leap, but I'd have to look that one up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...clearly Bob's outfit is nothing to do with any kind of "Bowl" in the US.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I didn't know America was into Bowls[^] - difficult to get the cheerleaders jumping at their age, I'd have thought.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No we have Bowling[^], hence Super Bowl!
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OriginalGriff wrote: cheerleaders
Ah, yes, the other redeeming feature[^] about "pro-football".
Certainly the only part worth watching.
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There is another part to watch? Why wasn't I told? 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Why should we be interested in bowls, when we have the inestimable excitement of curling?
Software Zen: delete this;
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I dunno. Once Nora Batty and the girls get going...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ummm ... [^] - I'll pass.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thanks for digging through your private collection, there, Griff -- but I'd rather you hadn't.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hah! That one came from your internet cache ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Okay now. That's starting to sound like a Soapbox thread.
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OK, so it's Internet caches at 20 paces!
JSOP can referee.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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(Quickly empties the cache, clears the recycle bin)
OK!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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[Whips Recuva from its holster]
Y'all think that'll help, y'durned Yankee valleys boy?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Trust me, when the Welsh clear our cache, we do the job properly 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a day! [^]
Those Aussies sure know how to party! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Quote: "They broke Florida," said U.S. State Department spokesman Richard Boucher. "And most of Latin America is missing."
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Seems to be in preparation for some spectator sport and this brought to mind the major hyped event in the US that imminently approaching: the so-called "Super Bowl".
One may point out that it can't be much of an event when the biggest news around it is the advertisement and halftime show. But there is some good that comes of it:
On that self-same day, here where I dwell, thousands* head to the beach, including bikini babes, and make a mad dash into the surf. Those who register help raise money for the "Make a Wish Foundation[^]". Also, it's a great time to go shopping as a great many weekend shoppers stay home to ingest copious quantities of salty greasy . . . and hope for a wardrobe mishap.
* I'm neither crazy enough nor young enough to endure such masochism
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Oh, that reminds me, I have to find out who's going to lose to the Patriots this year.
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