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A web developer without web access? 
How do you even get any work done without a developer's best friend, Google!?
And even if you do know everything, how do you download libraries in the first place?
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We have another box that we can use to get to the internet. If we get a sizeable chunk of code off the internet on that box, we copy it to a cd, and then copy it from the cd on our dev box. The boxes are sitting right next to each other. :/
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I'll never get such policies or why anyone would want to work at such a place 
It must cost the company a lot in productivity as well...
Defense, right? Is it some form of patriotism that keeps you there or does it pay really well?
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Yeah, it's a DoD job, and it's almost as if the branch I work for is on a mission to disable all connectivity to everywhere. We can't use FTP to transfer files, we don't have shared network drives, our Windows profiles are on our local boxes, which means we have to use a DVD if we want to transfer a file to another machine.
Beyond all that, we have such problematic connectivity that our apps can be renedered completely inert due to a lack of timely data.
I've already talked about the lack of desire to do a rewrite on the 11-year-old code base, because "it would be hard". None of the guys that are here now were involved in the original development. I think they're afraid to do it, yet other companies are creating demos that will be flashier with modern tools/frameworks, and our only saving grace is that *we have the data*. If we could just get permission/resources to rewrite, it would be great.
It pays pretty well, because I'm a contractor. The GS guys get a lot less money.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: It pays pretty well, because I'm a contractor. The GS guys get a lot less money.
As usual with contractors 
And working for the government has its perks and challenges I guess.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I think they're afraid to do it
Perhaps they're just beaten down by all the connectivity regulations and they're just there for the paycheck?
If you stay long enough you might join them 
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Lazy day, so dinner = heating up a pie in the microwave (yeah I know, bogan!)
anyhoo reading the instructions, open 1 end of packet, cook for 3 1/2 min (I do it 2 mins then flip it for the rest) ...
one of the instructions says "do not leave microwave unattended while cooking"
umm, are they suggesting something bad may happen with their product??
and even more incase something happens I should be standing near the microwave (perhaps they prefer closely looking in the window)
sorry, still gonna cook that puppy but for sure not hanging around to watch.
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Lopatir wrote: still gonna cook that puppy but for sure not hanging around to watch.
If you're going to cook a puppy, isn't the point to watch? 
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On a similar note, there should be transparent toilet seats so that when you give your cat a bath you can watch and make sure that's it's done.
Instructions to wash cat
1. Lift lid add soap
2. Add cat close lid
3. Wait a few minutes while cat thrashes around
4. Flush as many times as needed until cat is reasonably rinsed off.
6. Stand clear and open lid
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Brilliant. Will have to try this one for sure. 
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Mike Hankey wrote: 6. Stand clear...
The most important part of the instructions.
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Yeah cause you know he's gonna come out looking for your ass!
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Why did I immediately love that reply?*
* And where's the cat. I want him to see this.
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I don't like microwaved pies - the pastry is always soggy and unpleasant.
Stuff it in a real oven for twenty minutes.
Plus the major bonus: lack of risk of explosion / death / pie theft while microwaving.
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Well it didn't explode, cooks in it's packet, was crispy (perhaps a tad too hard).
a bit bland - lifted the lid and stirred in black pepper for that.
microwave vs oven - well as said, being lazy.
after the pie some fresh fruit... to get some real vitaminerals.
then coffee, the brain needed feeding too.
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Gawd, are they still going? I remember them when I were a kid ... nice crispy pastry, they had.
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Lovely things. They come in two sizes too!
Many a Uni dinner came out of one of these tins .. and then the tin was repurposed as an ash tray - early up-cycling 
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I thought you were going to tell us about your adventures with 50 year old field rations, how to prepare fresh rattlesnakes or something like that.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: rattlesnakes
Wales has some interesting wild life but no rattle snakes I am aware of...
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I'm in Singapore though, there are snakes (though quite rare, only seen a 3 wild ones and half a dozen road kills in 20 years).
whales, not so much.
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Not even land whales?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That must be because they all rattled for the last time when they were thrown into a stew pot.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Hah! fresh rattlesnakes have nothing on the risks posed by a Greggs Pie!
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I *love* that YT channel!
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Which one? Grandpa's field rations or the rattlesnakes?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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