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Mark_Wallace10-Jul-19 10:20
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GeneralRe: Now _this_ is an appropriate use of technology! Pin
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Generalwe the simulated ? Pin
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Sander Rossel7-Jul-19 0:02
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Of course we're a simulation.

This is an actual discussion of future developers:
Dev 1: Well, the baseline seems fine, let's go with this.
C#
America.President.Color = Colors.White;
git commit
git push
Dev 2: Lol, look at them doing wars about skin color and such, now let's mess 'em up real good!
C#
America.President.Color = Colors.Black;
Dev 1: Yo fam, that's wicked lol me like XD
git commit
git push
Dev 1: Hey man, I've got this awesome idea! This will certainly make them go bonkers!
C#
America.President.Gender = Genders.Female;
Dev 2: Lmao, and while we're playing with genders anyway, what about this?
C#
public enum Genders
{
   Male,
   Female,
   Shemale,
   ApacheHelicopter,
   // ... 240 more lines left out for brevity.
Dev 1: Hahaha! Awesome! So maybe we shouldn't mess with the president's gender just yet... Let me revert that real quick...
git checkout AmericanPresident.cs
Dev 2: So, got any better idea's?
Dev 1: Well, I liked your black color, so let's just explore some more colors.
C#
America.President.Color = Colors.Orange;
Dev 2: Rofl, and maybe we can do something like make him a pop singer in 2020!
Dev 1: Haha, let's think about that some more. So we good?
Dev 2: Yeah man, let's get this sh*t deployed XD
git commit
git push
Dev 1: We should totally share our findings with the Europe dev team!

Dev 2: By the way, heard anything from the sys admins? I heard our servers are now running at 100% CPU most of the time, some servers already overheated...

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