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How the ???? did you create that text?
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"'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool..."
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This is what happens when you let women go to space.
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One of my earlier bosses as one meeting declared that our company's greatest asset was the humans.
So I suggested that we employ more women so that we could increase our assets.
My (mostly male) workmates applauded.
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if these aliens are smarter then us why would they stay here?
for laughs maybe, but jokes, particularly THIS one, i.e. "us" get old real fast.
sure there's people that still watch and a few that even laugh at "funniest home videos" or "clodbert" etc
- but doesn't that just prove how bad some people are, and the rest only marginally better (for allowing that to happen)
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I think, and I've often had this thought, that the aliens here are really not too bright. They get by but they're just fun loving fools for the most part. I mean you know how hard it can be when English is your second language, what about if Human was your second species...
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Personally, I wish I was one.
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How do you know you aren't?
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MarkTJohnson wrote: How do you know you aren't?
It seems like I should know how to leave, other than death. 
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There is no truth to the rumour that I am Queen of the Lizard People.
*eats a bug*
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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As per US Immigration procedure, any non-US citizen entering the US is an Alien. This means that all non-US citizens are aliens, which is more than 90 percent of the world population.
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So we need a wall.
Walls always work.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know a few that qualify as aliens cause they sure ain't from this world.
Did a little mechanic work today.
Put a rear end in a recliner!
JaxCoder.com
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I'm a space alien. I live among you. Next...
It's much easier to enjoy the favor of both friend and foe, and not give a damn who's who. -- Lon Milo DuQuette
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And we wonder why Trump voters say CNN is fake news....
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In the age when the cameras have great resolution, the pictures of the alien craft, Loch Ness monster, and Yeti are always of the abysmal quality.
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For a few minutes, I thought I was in the Soapbox! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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As a matter of fact, the rare-earth-hypothesis is scientifically solid (unproven, just like the aliens, but solid) and predicts the exact opposite.
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Squirrel (just another distraction for the masses’ attention).
Mark
Just another cog in the wheel
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Ingo Swann, the renown remote viewer, cited several instances of encountering aliens.
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That explains SO much about my wife and her family! 
I swear it's True
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I wonder why it is that some people would see the statement in this story "Aliens could be living among us, undetected" and define it as patently false, but have no trouble believing in a magical, undetectable person who lives in the sky and watches our every move.
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