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I am trying to write a "Hell-O-world plus plus!!!!" Program and I have to turn it into my professore at coledge for my programing computers class in 5.5 hours and I have'not done any of the searching on it. I tried the later
!Hell-o-world!
<>"Hell-o-world" is my favorite<>
::Hell: ::WorlD^^
{This computer that I work at sucks!} Sorry Profesore
End CODE
Every time I run it; it saaid to many eror!?!?!?!?!?
WHAT DO I DO???????????
HLP PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS. I no you guys are like way into this stuf and you no it way better than i do, but i need to get a ok grade to pas this class, so if you guyz could please help a future computer dude out and just send me some good "CODE" i would be thankfull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! Man, if you want to troll us, then at least make it believable. No-one is this stupid, nor would any professor ever ask anyone to turn in a 'hello world' program.
Besides which, VC++ generates them for free.
Christian
No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002
During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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DOOD!!!!!!!!! I need help with my stuf! I can't pass coledge if I dont PASS this clas!!!!! I will be in very much need of your helps PLZ!!!!!!!!
Which program was teh most corect!!??????
PS. Are u saying my schoool is taht bad?!!!!?
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I havnt read anything or tryied to do anything yet. I opoend the Visual CPLUSPLUS and started typing hoping it would work! But it faile ond me with 2 many erorRR!!!!! Teh Visual!! SUKS!!!!!!!
   
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Like I said, give it a rest. You'll be sober in the morning, then imagine how dumb you will feel.
Christian
No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002
During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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Hey Chris... since you are the first person I've seen use the word 'troll' as a verb... let me ask you this... what does it mean in reference to posting? and yeah... i realize this post was absurd, but I'm wondering what is actually meant by the word "troll/ing"
Peace
-Mel
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The greenest grass is NOT on the other side of the fence, its the grass you take care of. Have you watered your lawn lately?
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It means this moron is pretending to be something he is not in order to try and get a response. The post is not genuine, it's just designed to get people worked up.
Five bucks says he is drunk.
Christian
No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002
During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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okay... five buck (US)... but only if we can get him to admit either way okay? ( and thanks for the explaination.... I got it from between the lines)
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The greenest grass is NOT on the other side of the fence, its the grass you take care of. Have you watered your lawn lately?
- Just remember when you point a finger at someone else, you are only one finger away from making a fist to hit them with!
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Christian Graus wrote:
Five bucks says he is drunk.
Nah, ten bucks says he's a VB programmer user.
"VB the polished turd of software languages"
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Well, if I was a VB programmer, I'd probably be drinking, too.
Christian
No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002
During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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Christian Graus wrote:
Well, if I was a VB programmer, I'd probably be drinking, too.
Yeah, bordering on alcoholic 
Hey what do ya mean "VB programmer" surely that should be "VB User". 
"VB the polished turd of software languages"
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Christian Graus wrote:
It means this moron is pretending to be something he is not in order to try and get a response. The post is not genuine, it's just designed to get people worked up.
Are you serious... took a moment to register... why then? I mean... I've had mostly good experiences here, though I WAS flamed for posting 'frivilous" posts in the lounge. I mean... what's the point?
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The greenest grass is NOT on the other side of the fence, its the grass you take care of. Have you watered your lawn lately?
- Just remember when you point a finger at someone else, you are only one finger away from making a fist to hit them with!
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Mel Feik wrote:
why then?
Some people have no life. This is probably the only social interaction he gets, and he probably came here for it because he's scared of girls.
Christian
No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002
During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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married w/ three girls 8, 10, and 16 I can't claim I'm scared of girls, but not much of a social life here. I would think the preceding statement just explained that. I code from 8am to 3pm... break till 9pm then code till 4pm or 5am. The joys of being self-employeed. But I'm pretty sure I owe you five bucks.. this looser isn't going to answer... you were likely right and he's passed out. IF you don't have a PO box... get and give me one of someone you know... I wont for/ and dont want any home address... and if you say I don't owe you... I won't talk to you again.. I meant my bet and would be expecting from you had you lost....
ps.. email the address to mfeik@comporium.net versus posting it here
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The greenest grass is NOT on the other side of the fence, its the grass you take care of. Have you watered your lawn lately?
- Just remember when you point a finger at someone else, you are only one finger away from making a fist to hit them with!
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Mel Feik wrote:
married w/ three girls 8, 10, and 16 I can't claim I'm scared of girls, but not much of a social life here.
Goodness. Where you trying for a boy ? I have a boy and a girl, 2 and 6.
Mel Feik wrote:
I code from 8am to 3pm... break till 9pm then code till 4pm or 5am.
I code from 8:00 to 5:00 and then again from 8:00 to 11:00. I thought I was bad.
Mel Feik wrote:
you were likely right and he's passed out.
LOL !!!!!
How does a work address which gets put into a box sound ? I can provide that.
Christian
No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002
During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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Christian Graus wrote:
How does a work address which gets put into a box sound ? I can provide that.
That works... just didn't want to hear no slimy excuses why you would take it... I offered willingly and would hate to call you a baxter.
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The greenest grass is NOT on the other side of the fence, its the grass you take care of. Have you watered your lawn lately?
- Just remember when you point a finger at someone else, you are only one finger away from making a fist to hit them with!
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According to the poll, there's actually 13 of you, isn't there ? Anyhow, it worked, he stopped posting pretty quickly.
Christian
No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002
During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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Christian Graus wrote:
nor would any professor ever ask anyone to turn in a 'hello world' program.
I have experienced this first hand, but it was on the first day of lab. He was basically making sure that everyone in class was alive and breathing.
Jon Sagara
The world is my burrito.
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I had a great professor (that taught the only programming class I ever took)...I was 25 at the time and he open the class talking about how he can tell the people who have been out there from those who haven't.. he gave a short pause and said " when I say there is an airplane about to crash into our building, those who look to see are generally older"... the rest I figure are going to make a 'C' in this this course (it was course on 'c'... go figure. I did look, and did well in that class....and I MEANT no reference to the tragedy that took place here (9/11).. this was something I went though...
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The greenest grass is NOT on the other side of the fence, its the grass you take care of. Have you watered your lawn lately?
- Just remember when you point a finger at someone else, you are only one finger away from making a fist to hit them with!
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Did you say 'troll' ? 
I think it is someone really desperate for attention
Or even more frightening, it could be genuine
Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon)
Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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Cracks me up that anyone is that lame.
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I do believe we've been visited by JeffK.
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I think you're right. Did you ever read his DirectX tutorial ? Now there's something we should have on CP.
Christian
No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002
During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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I'll tell you... but you have to admit you have been drinking instead of doing your homework (and what the hell school do you to that its basically Nov. and you are just on "hello world"... the single most written program in history????
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The greenest grass is NOT on the other side of the fence, its the grass you take care of. Have you watered your lawn lately?
- Just remember when you point a finger at someone else, you are only one finger away from making a fist to hit them with!
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