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QuestionSharing some humour Pin
leon de boer2-Nov-16 5:40
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I was doing a job for a company and they don't allow memory allocations to be used you have to request a static block at program start from the memory management unit and then recycle that in your code. You want more there is a whole song and dance you must do. It was a complete pain and then they made the mistake of telling me I could use threads and you could request space for the thread ... so I did apply for 1 thread and got given it.

I offer perhaps the funniest use of a thread ever ... in windows the code would look like this
static BOOL ReleaseThread = FALSE;
 
DWORD WINAPI MyThread (LPVOID lpParam){ 
   char buffer[4096];
   *(void**)lpParam = &buffer[0];
   do {} while (!ReleaseThread);
   return (0);
} 

If you haven't worked it out here would be the equivalent windows use of the thread.
char* buf = NULL;
HANDLE myThread = CreateThread(0, 0, MyThread, &buf, 0, NULL);
while (!buf) {};
strcpy_s(buf, 4096, "Hello there stack buffer\r\n");
printf("%s", buf);
ReleaseThread = TRUE;

But the best bit was it passed thru without anyone noticing.
In vino veritas

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