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Yeah. this one jumped out at me because the justification for the need was a year out of date.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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What's the rate? I did Cobol a long time ago. It was horrifying.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Two microphones aboard the six-wheeled spacecraft add a new dimension to the way scientists and engineers explore the Red Planet. Still no word on 'if he'll ever know he's in the best selling show'
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Kids can learn the agony of phone tag and conference calls before they can even walk. Fortunately, they'll never figure out that rotary dial
Long distance charges may apply
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Great, now toddlers will be buying extended car warranties.
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Something for their IoT diapers to call confirming the fact that they did indeed take a successful dump.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Wouldn't it be better if the diapers messaged the parents or the caregiver?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Sure, but then said toddler wouldn't know when to post about the 'event' on social media.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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On October 24, 2021, some time-keeping systems are going to take a trip back in time to March 2012, unless you update your GPSD programs. "So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 19-99"
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I thing that I'll party like it's 2002, slow computers, narrow(er) band Internet, and all.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I thing that I'll party like it's 2002
There's no party like a LAN party.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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As a developer with a Universal Windows Platform (UWP) application, you can make great use of your existing skill set, and your source code, by moving your app to the Windows App SDK. The revenge of the Unfortunate Windows Platform (UWP)
Don't worry, this time they mean it, and the new SDK is solid and future-proof.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Don't worry, this time they mean it, and the new SDK is solid and future-proof. You've gone to plaid sarcasm level! Don't make an abrupt stop! It's dangerous!
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I see the headline now: "Canadian man dies of sarcasm overload."
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Fortunately, there's a financing option
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But do they have a cleaning cloth for the polishing cloth?
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Shirley, you'd need a traveling cloth for the protecting cloth for the cleaning cloth for the polishing cloth.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You would think, but Apple seems to be such a second-hand operation that these things aren't considered.
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It’s cloths all the way down.
TTFN - Kent
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Next step: voiding warranty if the devices aren't cleaned with the official cloth.
Separating idjits and their money is a civic duty, I only resent that they are monopolizing such market.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Don't forget the "You're holding it wrong!" step! That will forever be a classic!
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Quote: Apple says it’s compatible with every single device they make. Meta: Is it compatible with itself?
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A new MIT study suggests that our brains are actually not optimized to calculate the so-called "shortest path" when navigating on foot. Time to update that traveling salesman app
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Did they ever watch players on horses in Skyrim or on the Mako in Mass Effect? I saw horses standing on ledges on a single leg or holding on almost vertical climbs because it was the most direct route, despite being designed to be circumvented.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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