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The company set out new programs for partners that entice them to sell services across six distinct cloud products and service areas. Someone has their head in the clouds
I'm assuming there might be a few members who work for partner firms
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Windows admins were hit today by a wave of Microsoft Defender for Endpoint false positives where Office updates were tagged as malicious in alerts pointing to ransomware behavior detected on their systems. But is it wrong?
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Every Office update is malicious. They always break certain add-ins I have to deal with.
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I always get a chuckle out of AV updates that start flagging common applications, including themselves as malware.
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Tech execs could be jailed if they fail to respond to requests for information from newly-empowered regulator Ofcom “in an accurate and timely manner,” according to the bill. Hopefully coming soon: Same, but for politicians
A boy can dream, can't he?
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Who needs the Babylon Bee?!
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UK parliament still hasn't moved on from "Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?"
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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My father was Swedish and once told a guy at work that he still thought in Swedish when doing mental arithmetic. Which prompted the question, "But do you get the same answer?"
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How can anyone be sure that tolf and twelve are, effectively, the same quantity?
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Bex is part of the Kaleido project, stemming from Kawasaki’s Robust Humanoid Platform. It is a quadruped robot inspired by the wild goat ibex in the mountainous regions of Africa and Eurasia. Yippie-yi-o Yippie-yi-yay Goat riders in ... the sky
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Clearly not ready to reseed a post-apocalyptic earth, but maybe it's on the Horizon?
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The second preview of .NET 7 includes enhancements to RegEx source generators, progress moving NativeAOT from experimental status into the runtime, and a major set of improvements to the “dotnet new” CLI experience. So you can enjoy that new compiler smell
Many apologies for missing this a couple of days ago. Those responsible have been bolted to their machine to avoid missing in the future.
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As you make code changes, Live Unit Testing detects what tests are impacted and runs them in the background. That should kill VS performance nicely
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And when it finds a bug, delivers a jolt through the electrodes implanted in your...
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Oscar Goldman Quote: We can rebuild him it. We have the technology. We can make him it better than he was. Better, stronger, faster. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The first Bug Bash of 2022 is now live, and you can participate in helping Microsoft polish Windows 11 before its first feature update arrives. Because all their testers are busy polishing icons
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I can think of something else that a colloquial phrase says gets polished.
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I thought the phrase said you can't polish it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I suppose "It doesn't have a Windows 2000 look and feel" isn't going to get the treatment it deserves.
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Here's an idea - make it like Windows 7.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The phrase 'lipstick on a pig' comes to mind...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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such a shame
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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