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Simpletons we are. Or Homer Simpsontons we are.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Waits for Q&A to be inundated with "How to convert my <probably unsuitable=""> project to .NET Core? Please help it's urgent".
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Microsoft is providing its second Windows 10 statistics update this year, announcing that 600 million devices are now running the company’s latest operating system. Including the 10 people still using Windows Phone
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Business people waste an average of 15 minutes on each conference call they make simply getting started or dealing with distractions throughout the call. This wasted time costs US and UK businesses over $34 billion/£26 billion according to a new report. Can you hear me now?
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Pfft, the whole meeting is a waste of time.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Business people
Oh, the busy busy business people. Who are they anyways?
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How much more time would be wasted if the individuals actually got in a car / plane / train (delete as appropriate) and attended the meeting in person? And how much more would that cost? I think the 15 minutes wasted is a drop in the ocean compared to the hours or days (it may require an overnight stay if sufficiently far away) to attend in person.
Very mis-leading.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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I do like the conference calls we have when one person is late.
The leader of the call then states; I'll just get bob he's on the desk next too me. (much confusion and mumbling is had on our side to why he's late).
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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It's the most rigorous analysis to date of Yeti samples, the researchers say. I guess the truth is further out there?
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Jim Beam makes bourbon, but it seems that the distillery is looking to make the jump into the tech industry with the release of its new product Jim, a “smart” decanter. But instead of telling you the weather or setting alarms, Jim pours whiskey. And already it's better than Siri
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I hope it has slurred speech recognition
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Scientists, educators and engineers not only use programming languages to build software systems, but also in interactive workflows, using the tools available to explore a problem and reason about it. Because sometimes you just gotta scribble down a little C++?
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IT was once viewed as a back-office function, filled with disgruntled, reserved workers, but the view of the IT role and worker is changing, and it's showing in IT job satisfaction levels. "So happy together"
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Blimey! Some folk are easy to please!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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On 140 occasions, electrician logged that he was working while concealing his location. More proof snacking is good for you
Until you get caught.
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Brings new meaning to "tin-foil hat".
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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If you use the latest unofficial nightly build of Rust, you no longer need extra tools to compile to the WebAssembly portable code format Now your website can get a little rusty too
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The bacteria might have been carried up and into space from the Earth's surface – or might have come from somewhere altogether more exotic Let's call Dr. Occam for a second opinion
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It's not mine...
Well it's not mine...
I know let's say it's alien...
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Dr. Occam is busy, but Dr. Obvious is available.
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This[^] is showing on Sky next week.
Coincidence? Yes.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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'Break up Google and Facebook if you ever want innovation again' I think I may have seen this movie before
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