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Fixed your fix.[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Given NASA's predilection for overspending, does UFO stand for "Unidentified Funding Opportunity"?
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A joint research effort has led to the discovery of Symbiote, a new form of Linux malware that is "almost impossible" to detect. It causes your computer to extend tentacles, eat people, and go after Spider-man
And all the Windows folk smirk. For once. (and until someone replicates it for Windows)
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Laughing in Windows [^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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In .NET 6 we previewed a feature known as Generic Math. Since then, we have made continuous improvements to the implementation and responded to various feedback from the community in order to ensure that relevant scenarios are possible and the necessary APIs are available. Take some numbers, and do stuff with it, maybe get a result or three?
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Explore Exchange's migration from .NET Framework to .NET Core For those who feel .NET is "only for small projects"
"This repo houses roughly 3400 C# projects for product code, another 3400 for test code and over 1000 C++ projects. Our production service runs over 100 different processes and app pools on a mixture of 200,000+ machines, and it has over 1000 contributing developers."
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Stop and think about the predictions that you make on a daily basis. If you are a software engineer, chances are that you are being constantly asked to estimate the time it will take to deliver a given feature. How about two-lines?
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I like that sign that says we offer 3 kinds of service Good, Cheap and Fast but you can only pick 2.
Good and Cheap won't be fast
Good and Fast won't be cheap
Fast and Cheap won't be good.
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That's not just a funny sign, that's a project management rule.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Overhaul of Chrome add-ons set for January, Google says it's for all our own good It is difficult to get a browser to block an advertisement, when the developer's revenue depends upon not blocking it
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Laughing in Firefox
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I'm laughing in Edge running in Strict mode. I have never used, nor felt the need to use a browser add-in.
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Laughing in pi-hole...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Open DNS
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
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That Windows update might not be what it seems. Learn how cybercriminals use fake Windows updates to deceive users into downloading malicious code. Best to ignore all the updates?
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So, nothing's different from the legit updates?
Edit: Oof, I see that was already implied by your comment.
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Laughing in linux
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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In a blog post, GitHub said that it will archive the Atom repository and all other repositories remaining in the Atom organization on December 15, 2022. They smashed the Atom?
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The 8-bit game lets players collect celestial objects around the universe while searching for dark matter and black holes. "Gotta catch 'em all!"
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A few months ago, on an average Tuesday morning in March, I sat down with my coffee to check on the program that had been running a calculation from my home office for 157 days Spoiler alert: it's a '0'
"I myself once learned 380 digits of π, when I was a crazy high-school kid. My never-attained ambition was to reach the spot, 762 digits out in the decimal expansion, where it goes '999999', so that I could recite it out loud, come to those six 9's, and then impishly say, 'and so on!'" - Douglas Hofstadter (and similar from Feynmann)
edit: Made it more obvious that it was a quote - I wouldn't memorize pi beyond 3, myself
modified 8-Jun-22 14:44pm.
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Douglas Hofstadter wrote: I myself once learned 380 digits of π, when I was a crazy high-school kid. 'crazy' is definitely NOT an overstatement.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They're all wrong after the first wrong one.
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I think I will keep my PI mnemonic 113355, as 355/113 is a rather good approximation which fit my needs.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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