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Really, not the death sentence so it would match the records he tried to change?
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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Wrong state? I suppose he paid attention before doing it? 
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Never have I ever...
had my father hack government systems to fake his death so that he didn't have to pay my child support.
Someone is going to be killer at two-truths-and-a-lie and such. Ace in the hole.
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So, since he's already dead, would it be a crime to actually kill him? 
In this particular case, I think the appropriate punishment would be death and all his assets used for the child support he was trying to avoid.
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The best reason for faking death is to avoid taxes. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The .NET Conf Focus on AI online event highlighted Microsoft's latest/greatest AI dev tooling, including the newly open-sourced .NET Smart Components. In case you feel the need to smarten up your programs
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Kent Sharkey wrote: In case you feel the need to smarten up your programs
I would be more than happy, if they just worked as I expect 
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I am delighted and horrified to announce a new graphical programming language called Turnstyle. This is what happens when you legalize marijuana, people
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Kent Sharkey wrote: This is what happens when you legalize marijuana, people
Germany did... on April 1st... and yes, this is true
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It looks like Microsoft needs more time to test its Recall security changes. Just in case you don't recall it, they do
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Tech giant OpenAI just unveiled a revolutionary feature for its flagship GPT-4o models. This includes the ability to fine-tune them, giving developers the chance to curate customized versions. Now it can hallucinate just for you
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Will they work as a kender [^] insult generator?
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An IDE built on top of a canvas, Haystack takes care of the tedious and confusing parts of coding for you For all your needle hunting needs
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MSTest ships with a set of analyzers that inspect your test code and point out common mistakes and pitfalls. That's who will test the tests
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"Who knows how much farther we'll go on..." -Billy Joel, For the Longest Time
We should test the tester tests too,
what more tests could we do?
Let's just write all of the tests this time.
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Windows 11 (and any older version of Windows) doesn’t allow more than one camera app to access the webcam hardware unless you use a third-party app that creates a virtual camera setup. So you can attend multiple video chats at the same time?
I know I'm an old fuddie, but I fail to see any use case here.
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It means that spyware* can now view your camera when you're on a call.
*Windows
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We’ve made improvements across our toolchain, Unreal Engine support, Build Insights, CMake debugger, and more. Even more pluses
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Another Visual Studio update almost always comes with a new set bugs. This one is no exception. They have broken Find In Files this time.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Sure, plenty of people out there have been watching the ongoing storm of excitement, overpromising, and disaster with a look of disgust. Welcome to the club
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I'm just waiting for the lawsuits when people realize we never got past ML, it's just the money started drying up so they gave it a snazzy new name.
They're doing it again with AGI.
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Article wrote: and disaster with a look of disgust.
Disgust? I would say more like "amusement"
Sadly I forgot to buy more popcorn
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A Texas judge has put the rule on hold, saying it would ‘cause irreparable harm.’ So get back to not being competitive
Just how does Europe survive without those "oh so helpful and necessary" non-competes? (as I've heard they're not used there)
edit: derp. Removed the 'not' as my brain can't handle too many negatives in a sentence.
edit-edit: Back we go. See above. 
modified 21-Aug-24 14:34pm.
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You mean, get back to being non-competitive, because the rule against the agreements has been blocked.
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