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Two microphones aboard the six-wheeled spacecraft add a new dimension to the way scientists and engineers explore the Red Planet. Still no word on 'if he'll ever know he's in the best selling show'
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Kids can learn the agony of phone tag and conference calls before they can even walk. Fortunately, they'll never figure out that rotary dial
Long distance charges may apply
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Great, now toddlers will be buying extended car warranties.
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Something for their IoT diapers to call confirming the fact that they did indeed take a successful dump.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Wouldn't it be better if the diapers messaged the parents or the caregiver?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Sure, but then said toddler wouldn't know when to post about the 'event' on social media.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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On October 24, 2021, some time-keeping systems are going to take a trip back in time to March 2012, unless you update your GPSD programs. "So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 19-99"
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I thing that I'll party like it's 2002, slow computers, narrow(er) band Internet, and all.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I thing that I'll party like it's 2002
There's no party like a LAN party.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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As a developer with a Universal Windows Platform (UWP) application, you can make great use of your existing skill set, and your source code, by moving your app to the Windows App SDK. The revenge of the Unfortunate Windows Platform (UWP)
Don't worry, this time they mean it, and the new SDK is solid and future-proof.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Don't worry, this time they mean it, and the new SDK is solid and future-proof. You've gone to plaid sarcasm level! Don't make an abrupt stop! It's dangerous!
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I see the headline now: "Canadian man dies of sarcasm overload."
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Fortunately, there's a financing option
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But do they have a cleaning cloth for the polishing cloth?
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Shirley, you'd need a traveling cloth for the protecting cloth for the cleaning cloth for the polishing cloth.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You would think, but Apple seems to be such a second-hand operation that these things aren't considered.
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It’s cloths all the way down.
TTFN - Kent
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Next step: voiding warranty if the devices aren't cleaned with the official cloth.
Separating idjits and their money is a civic duty, I only resent that they are monopolizing such market.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Don't forget the "You're holding it wrong!" step! That will forever be a classic!
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Quote: Apple says it’s compatible with every single device they make. Meta: Is it compatible with itself?
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A new MIT study suggests that our brains are actually not optimized to calculate the so-called "shortest path" when navigating on foot. Time to update that traveling salesman app
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Did they ever watch players on horses in Skyrim or on the Mako in Mass Effect? I saw horses standing on ledges on a single leg or holding on almost vertical climbs because it was the most direct route, despite being designed to be circumvented.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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We’re committed to spending time on the things that have meaningful impact to your product experience, so we grounded our work in real problems and suggestions surfaced by you and made sure to work with you every step of the way to ensure we got it right. Yes, another icon post (and some other stuff too)
"Surfaced by you" <- lovely Microsoftism
"visual cohesion" <- oy
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new icons: whoop-de-do.Quote: Cascadia Mono, which you may recognize from the new Terminal, was designed for optimal legibility and accessibility. Cascadia Code is also included in 2022 as an option for developers who use programming “ligatures” – glyphs automatically created by combining characters that many developers find more readable. Ligatures in code ? What meds are they taking, or not taking ?
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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