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Shirley, you'd need a traveling cloth for the protecting cloth for the cleaning cloth for the polishing cloth.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You would think, but Apple seems to be such a second-hand operation that these things aren't considered.
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It’s cloths all the way down.
TTFN - Kent
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Next step: voiding warranty if the devices aren't cleaned with the official cloth.
Separating idjits and their money is a civic duty, I only resent that they are monopolizing such market.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Don't forget the "You're holding it wrong!" step! That will forever be a classic!
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Quote: Apple says it’s compatible with every single device they make. Meta: Is it compatible with itself?
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A new MIT study suggests that our brains are actually not optimized to calculate the so-called "shortest path" when navigating on foot. Time to update that traveling salesman app
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Did they ever watch players on horses in Skyrim or on the Mako in Mass Effect? I saw horses standing on ledges on a single leg or holding on almost vertical climbs because it was the most direct route, despite being designed to be circumvented.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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We’re committed to spending time on the things that have meaningful impact to your product experience, so we grounded our work in real problems and suggestions surfaced by you and made sure to work with you every step of the way to ensure we got it right. Yes, another icon post (and some other stuff too)
"Surfaced by you" <- lovely Microsoftism
"visual cohesion" <- oy
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new icons: whoop-de-do.Quote: Cascadia Mono, which you may recognize from the new Terminal, was designed for optimal legibility and accessibility. Cascadia Code is also included in 2022 as an option for developers who use programming “ligatures” – glyphs automatically created by combining characters that many developers find more readable. Ligatures in code ? What meds are they taking, or not taking ?
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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The JS folk seem to like them. I've seen them a lot for ===, !=, and similar comparison operators.
However, I am in complete agreement about the meds bit.
TTFN - Kent
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That blog post has so much nausea-generating biz-speak in it I had to borrow a couple doses of my wife's prescription Phenergan.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Apple has unveiled two new chips for its Mac computers, the M1 Pro and M1 Max. Both of these chips are more powerful than the M1 chip which the company released in its products last year. Coming soon: M1 Super, M1 Super Duper, M1 Really the best, and the M1 No we mean it, this is the one you want
Also coming soon, the M1 Luton Bypass
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Members of Congress have accused Amazon executives of misleading or lying to an antitrust committee about its business practices, following recent reports that the company uses third-party seller data to copy products and promotes those versions in search results. Sounds like someone didn't get their free two-day shipping on time
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Members of Congress A case of 'takes one to know one'?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ah, golden. Sad that I missed that one.
TTFN - Kent
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Too many companies are hiring with a narrow vision of what a developer should be. A developing story
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Developers themselves have a narrow vision of what they should be, but nobody is listening.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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They're looking for misanthropes that can't write an intelligible sentence in their mother tongue, who if they weren't developers would be hired killers?
I fail at least one of the requirements - my English is excellent.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And 42 is now the number of years since the publication of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, the first in the series of wacky and beloved sci-fi books by Douglas Adams. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
Time to re-re-re-read it
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I checked into hospital two weeks ago. Does that make me 'missing, presumed unfed?'
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Recover soon
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Microsoft announced Blazor WebAssembly apps can now use native dependencies, allowing developers to tap into native C code, for example, upon jumping through a few hoops. You know that cross-platform solution? Now you can tie it to a single platform!
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Kent Sharkey wrote: upon jumping through a few hoops may i suggest an edit:
upon jumping through a few flaming hoops that are randomly aligned, and whose flame-timers are unpredictable.
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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The Rust programming language makes it easier to build safer software. What will it take to Rust All the Things? Let's just rewrite everything. That always fixes stuff.
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