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So why hasn't anyone written an AI that will do the job interview for you? I would imagine, if I wrote such a thing and brought it in to the interview to answer the questions, I should instantly be hired!
main()
{
var stupidInterviewQuestion = true;
while (stupidInterviewQuestion)
{
Console.ReadLine();
Console.WriteLine("Please don't ask me questions for which I can simply google the answer.");
}
}
Yes, I've actually used that response.
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And a great response it is! So much so that you want the interview to last forever.
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IIRCEinstein said: I don't put in my head, what I can carry on my back. Referring to not learning the WHAT by heart, that can be found in a book. Just learn the HOW and WHY instead.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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For most of us, traveling faster than the cosmic speed limit—the speed of light—is a science-fiction fantasy that breaks the very foundation of modern physics. "Fantasy will set you free"
Oh, too many layers of indirection in that blurb. It must be time for a cocktail...
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Quote: As Cleaver says, “I think we’re all Star Trek fans.” tsk tsk...
That explains all... if they were Star War fans, they would have already found something...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Microsoft's Build 2020 event will be very different this year. And not just because it will be a virtual-only conference. And free, free, free. I may actually attend for a change.
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"Free" is usually a marketing term that means "pay more than usual".
Want me to forward all my emails containing the word "free" in the headline?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Rarely paying with money, but rather with butthurt.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: "Free" is usually a marketing term that means "pay more than usual". Another possibility for "free" is to mean "we will make money out of you somewhere else"
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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We’re introducing Jukebox, a neural net that generates music, including rudimentary singing, as raw audio in a variety of genres and artist styles. And then they came for the bad songwriters, and I did nothing as I was busy covering my ears
"With my toe sis with my oh sis with time,
At last we woke up with a mind." Me thinks there is little to worry about in the world's recording studios.
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Let me know when it's taken a shot at finishing Bruckner's Ninth.
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Still better than the output of that AI.
TTFN - Kent
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Perhaps you're the reincarnation of Lewis Carroll.
Micturations is verging on naughtiness!
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The Vogons are coming!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Rust/WinRT follows in the tradition established by C++/WinRT of building language projections for the Windows Runtime using standard languages and compilers, providing a natural and idiomatic way for Rust developers to call Windows APIs. Just in case your Windows are Rusty
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Just spotted this earlier today. Looks promising.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Remote work used to be an option that was nice to have if you needed it or if you were getting some extra things done over the weekend—but I don’t think any of us ever anticipated that mastering every nuance of working from home in a climate like this was going to be a critical part of our long-term success. People are working remotely? Why, is something going on?
"The ability to get the insights you need to understand how your organization is working, and make proactive improvements with Microsoft Productivity Score." doesn't sound creepy at all, does it?
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A new report from Kenna Security takes a look at the risk landscape for Microsoft, Linux, and Mac assets. "Patches, I'm depending on you son. I've tried to do my best, it's up to you to do the rest"
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Whoever thought the number of vulnerabilities would correlate to the number of patches needed to be produced? Mind blown...
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At least they're fixing (some of) them?
TTFN - Kent
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Only if the fix gives an excuse to roll a new icon out
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Visual Studio Online is being rechristened as Visual Studio Codespaces. And pricing cuts are coming for all tiers as of mid-May. Changing the name is easier than explaining just what it's for
Or who really should want it.
"(An aside: Visual Studio Online originally was the name of Microsoft's DevOps hub, which ultimately was renamed to Azure DevOps.)" Naming continues to be their A-game /eyeroll.
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Intel's launch comes as the company is in a dogfight with AMD, which has been upping its innovation cadence and powering more systems. Do ya wanna go faster?
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