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I'm paranoid. To the point of owing a (faraday cage) wallet that blocks "hands free pin" and not having money in the bank.
I would have fallen for it, since no one can know my last three transactions. Those shouldn't be available over the phone.
And I would blame the bank; they promise to keep my "money" safe. If they loose it in any way, I'd be expecting reparations.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I agree 100%
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Anyone would; if I lend you a thousand asparagus and pay you to hold them a month, I may expect a thousand asparagus after that month ends.
If your mother (or any third party) says "cook them" and you fall short, you'd be owing me some asparagus.
After COVID, quite some banks will be short asparagus.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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We’re pleased to introduce the first preview of Source Generators, a new C# compiler feature that lets C# developers inspect user code and generate new C# source files that can be added to a compilation. Why write code when you can get the compiler to do it for you?
Edit: Oh, I foresee so many ways this might end up abused.
modified 29-Apr-20 18:31pm.
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YAY - this is almost as good as domain-specific languages
Real programmers use butterflies
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I thought you might have some fun with it.
TTFN - Kent
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I came here to mention you
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haha
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Edit: Oh, I foresee so many ways this might end up abused. Not sure what is going to be worse... the possible abuse? or the possible crap / missfunction messy functions that will be shipped to production?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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modified 30-Apr-20 6:19am.
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I fully intend to abuse it. I'm going to beat it like a rented mule.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Don't beat animals
Violate it like a parking meter instead
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I wouldn't actually rent a mule in the first place, much less beat one. It's just an expression.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Violate it like a parking meter instead Do you really do that with a parking meter?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'm not sure how squirting a quart of glue down the coin slot of a code generator is supposed to work?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Like a vending machine.
€0.50 for Hello World, €1.00 for Game of Life, €1.00 for a todo list app, etc.
Very popular in schools
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That's how a parking meter violates you, not how you violate a parking meter.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Nelek wrote: the possible crap / missfunction that will be shipped to production? So basically you're saying everything will stay exactly as it is?
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Sander Rossel wrote: So basically you're saying everything will stay exactly as it is? Not really...
If now the code is crap, someone can still fix it.
If tomorrow the code is added in compilation... who the elephant is going to find the errors?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: someone can still fix it And introduce three new bugs
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"missfunction" is what girlfriends provide
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ouch...
I accept corrections
changed to messy functions...better?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
modified 30-Apr-20 6:19am.
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What the actual f*ck?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Kent Sharkey wrote: that lets C# developers inspect user code
Users should not code.
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Wow... that looks very promising!
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The Microsoft Developer Support Team has developed this blog post to provide information and tips on how to prepare your environment for one of these exams, things to look out for before the exam, and what to expect during your exam. Get certified: in the comfort of your own home
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