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Can all OEMs stand up and in a unified voice, say "NO!".
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Wait a second, didn't Microsoft already call for a new key in the past 12 months? I swear I remember you reporting on that. Where are they going to put it? My keyboard is full already.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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Yeah, I remember that as well. This is Intel repeating/agreeing, so it will definitely be shoved somewhere in the new standards.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Maybe we'll be able to map it to something useful, like Caps Lock I feel it really needs to be mapped to the middle finger somehow.
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We’re thrilled to launch this blog as the hub for informing you about Microsoft’s work on Go. Prepare to collect $200
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AI-powered chatbots are quickly gaining traction with wide adoption, but are they making us smarter or dumber? Cause? Or effect?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Cause? Or effect?
It could both .
See my new theory on causality and retro-causality, meta-spacetime and a unification of relativistic quantum mechanics and gravity here[^] which is partly triggered by a thread on retro-causality discussed here last year.
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Maybe even faster than search engines.
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Dubbed SCARF (swept-coded aperture real-time femtophotography), the research-grade camera could lead to breakthroughs in fields studying micro-events that come and go too quickly for today’s most expensive scientific sensors. Now you can get 156.3 trillion photos of your thumb!
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That's kinda cool!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But no clips in the article. Which is a bummer. They could literally make a 1 second video of paint drying that could take as long to watch as it would to watch the paint dry.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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Watching that video at 60fps would take over 82,000 years, now THAT is some slow drying paint!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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And it's still not fast enough to capture a politician lying.
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David O'Neil wrote: capture a politician lying.
Is there any time when a politician doesn't lie?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Two new reports show criminals may be using your device to cover their online tracks. Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of your router? (and proxy app)
Pretty mediocre, but I'm feeling very off today. So, that's what you get.
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To help developers better understand their project files and access advanced functionality that requires editing the project file directly, we’re releasing an experimental MSBuild editor that has a much richer understanding of MSBuild files than the current XML schema allows. All the better to break your build
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With the latest release of Java, it should become simpler for DevOps teams that build and deploy applications with the most widely used programming language in the enterprise to innovate faster. All those people on Java 8 and 11 will get right on it
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Are they lawyers getting bored?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Cloud service providers hosting Redis offerings will no longer be permitted to use Redis source code free of charge, the company said. Open(ish) source
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There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things An 'i' by any other name would hold an integer
Hmmm. That's not sweet enough, me thinks
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Kent Sharkey wrote: An 'i' by any other name would hold an integer or an Apple product
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Mitre launches an AI testing lab in Virginia to evaluate federal agency systems for security flaws, bias, and explainability. Obvious joke is obvious
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Obvious joke is obvious Natural stupidity needs no testing, they are continously proving it... ?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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If you want it proved better, I can do so for the low price of $369,499.99. Limited time offer!
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