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Nelek wrote: Joe Woodbury wrote: in an article nobody will remember in ten years days seconds.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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hrnh?
wh...?
Oh. Sorry. I fell asleep, reading it.
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Many people have wondered how a bug that deleted user files made it into a shipping build of the Windows 10 October 2018 Update. So we did some asking around to come up with answers. Stuff happens
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THIS IS FAKE NEWS FROM THE COMPUTER-USING ELITE!
THERE ARE NO BUGS IN WINDOWS, AND THERE NEVER HAVE BEEN!
SHAME ON YOU! YOU'RE VERY RUDE PEOPLE!
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Google+ has suffered another data leak, and Google has decided to shut down the consumer version of the social network four months earlier than it originally planned. Leaving it open for another five months is easier than fixing, I guess
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Take a wild guess at what this will make.
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a big difference to your life style?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Good Lord!
You must be psychic!
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Atlassian’s JIRA began life as a bug-tracking tool. Today, though, it has become an agile planning suite, “to plan, track, and release great software.” In many organizations it has become the primary map of software projects, the hub of all development, the infamous “source of truth.” "She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care."
Sorry, JIRA and tickets (inside view of the festering blob that is my brain)
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Kent Sharkey wrote: festering blob that is my brain
Look on the bright side; it's not yet in open rebellion.
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If you think it's an antipattern, don't hold it that way.
I simply adore "journalists" who decry, moan, and bitch about things without saying anything actually substantial.
There's gotta be what, about 1500 words in that "article", and not one of them proposes solutions to the invented problem that it decries, moans, and bitches about.
Jira does what it does. If you don't want what it does, don't use it -- but if you still decide to use it, don't bitch about it. Instead, bitch about your own poor decision.
Having been subjected to just about every project-management tools under the Sun, I have to say that if a client tells me they use Jira, I heave a sigh of relief (intill I find out that they're not using it well).
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Eloquent take-down !
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Since landing on Mars last week, NASA's InSight lander has been taking pictures of itself and its surroundings as it prepares to unload the scientific instruments it brought along to the planet. But the lander has also picked up something that other Mars missions never have -- audio of the planet's winds. Wind blowing through my ears on Mars sounds pretty much like wind blowing through my ears on Earth
Of course, I'd be dead on Mars if the wind were blowing through my ears
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I hear it's cold as hell there. And not a good place to raise your kids.
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Dang - see? That's definitely what I should have used.
TTFN - Kent
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[Insert little green f@rt gag here]
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The Voyager 2 probe, which left Earth in 1977, has become the second human-made object to leave our Solar System. I thought he'd never leave
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41 years?
I know a guy older that still life with his parents
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That's a bit excessive, just to get away from the smell from Mars.
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I thought you might go with another planet there.
TTFN - Kent
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Na, I pronounce Uranus properly, so it's not funny.
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Douglas Engelbart changed computer history forever on December 9, 1968. Always great to remind ourselves of what the future looks like
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Other nations may soon join a council to discuss the impact and the potential of artificial intelligence. We'll apologize to it, and everything will be all right
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The danger is that AI doesn't work and all those bureaucrats will miss out on their free travel and food.
It will go something like this:
"AI is so potentially dangerous, we need to discuss it. In Bermuda. In February"
- The representative from Yellowknife, NWT
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