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By 2022 more IP traffic will be created on global networks than in the entire 32 year life of the internet to date. Another shocking prediction for you
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And the biggest part of it will be occupied by totally useless IoT Bullsh1t.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: By 2022 more IP traffic will be created on global networks than in the entire 32 year life of the internet to date. OK, I hate to play the grammar nazi (God, what a liar!), but that's not even a prediction; it's a simple statement of fact.
If you get only one bean per day, and you keep them all, then BY any given day, you've got more beans than you ever had on any previous day.
But even if you take that gaffe away, the statement is cr@p. Why 2022? why not "today", "Thursday week", "next year", or any other time?
Is there some intensive, incredibly accurate research program in place, which can precicely calculate the times in the future when things will happen"
Of course not. There's a dick sitting at a word processor, who's got bugger all to say, so he just makes sh1t up.
2022 sounds cool! I'll say 2022!
Here's a real prediction of the future: Talentless, click-baiting, "Internet-author" idiots will annoy me just as much in 2022 as they do now.
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See?
Fluffy bunny, through and through.
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Wonde Tadesse
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I hate to play the grammar nazi
That should be "grammar Nazi"!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The only way to beat Skitt's law is by adding an error that you're in control of.
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That brings to mind the story about the guy who always travelled by air with a bomb in his suitcase.
He had calculated the probability of there being a bomb on an airplane, and it wasn't low enough for comfort. However, the probability of there being TWO bombs on an airplane was low enough even for him.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The way that line is worded is very confusing and ambiguous, but I take that to mean either A) from now until 2022, the amount if IP traffic is going to be more than the last 32 years of internet activity combined or B) the total annual traffic in 2022 is going to be more than the last 32 years combined
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The most shocking thing about that article IMO is that by 2022 40% of the global population still won't be internet users.
Quote: This rather startling prediction comes from network infrastructure specialist Cisco which reckons that by 2022, 60 percent of the global population will be internet users.
EDIT: oh crap, am I still allowed to quote the article like that or is the EU coming after me now??
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Someone call the bomb squad!
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Developers and operations managers will be among the most in-demand tech jobs in the coming decade, according to Knowledge Academy. Just ahead of janitors! W00!
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Just to get this straight:
A private school that makes all its money by getting people to sign up for its IT training courses is saying that the world (which its staff don't go out into, obviously) will need (after about as long as it takes to take an IT training course) lots more people who have taken IT training courses.
Wanna bet that, coincidentally, the IT training that will be most needed is the IT training that is given in classes of theirs that nobody is signing up for.
Wow!
That's important news!
Anyone know where I can sign up for an IT course?
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I like the 3; not 250,000 but 253,000!
(When peddling bullshit, you want precise, but not too precise, numbers. Picking an arbitrary date in the future also helps, just don't use 10 years since that would look fake.)
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Amazon today announced AWS DeepRacer, a fully autonomous 1/18th scale race car that aims to help developers learn machine learning. Sadly, no Bob-ombs
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Sadly, no Bob-ombs And no replayability. Once it's learned how to drive, there's nothing left to do.
Especially in Italy, because once it's learned how to drive from an Italian, it'll only be good for the scrap heap.
There are lots of cheaper toys that are more fun.
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That's the ugliest RC car I've ever seen.
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"Let's take a $100 RC car, put in some microchips, claim it's about AI, list the price at $399, but discount it to $250 so it sounds like a good deal. Ka-ching."
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Migrating too fast is risky business, Kaspersky Lab says. Who could have predicted this?
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Um...[^]
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OK, not counting you, me, and most reasoning individuals, who could have predicted this?
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: OK, not counting you, me, and most reasoning individuals I see that you wisely excluded 90-odd per cent of managers from your list.
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I regret that I can only click the upvote once on that one. (and I need a new keyboard now - I need to invest in one of those coffee-proof ones)
TTFN - Kent
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