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or that you wrote a message about it.
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or that you commented on his message about it?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Or that I read any of it.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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It's sadness and regret all the way down (past the turtles)
TTFN - Kent
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How do recursive loops work? How can I find out?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They are like regular loops, only written in pencil in cursive, erased and rewritten.
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Take a small slip of paper and write "read other side" on each side. Then read the slip of paper and do what it says.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I already have a piece of paper. It has "8 O'clock" written on it.
(In case you're not in the know: The Goon Show - What Time Is It Eccles[^] )
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Let's be honest, C. P. Sort sounds more like a porn star than a search engine.
... So it would get more hits! Get on it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It used to be the case that you could just put any old colored liquid in a glass bottle and sell it as medicine and make an absolute fortune. And then not worry about whether or not it’s poisonous. This blurb is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
A couple reasons why appearing below (if I get the formatting right)
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Computer scientists at the University of California, Riverside have revealed for the first time how easily attackers can use a computer’s graphics processing unit, or GPU, to spy on web activity, steal passwords, and break into cloud-based applications. The article doesn't answer the important question: what does it do to my framerate in PUBG?
That's what the kids are playing these days, isn't it? How about Fortnite? Would that have been a better blurb? Or should I have stuck with FreeCell?
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Computer scientists at the University of California, Riverside have revealed for the first time that raising your hands and waving them while running around screaming in a panic isn't any more effective at making people care.
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Quote: All three attacks require the victim to first acquire a malicious program embedded in a downloaded app.
If an attacker is running a malicious program on your computer, then you've already lost.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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How was that...? Common sense is not that common?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Extracting a dollar's worth of cryptocurrency such as bitcoin from the deep Web consumes three times more energy than digging up a dollar's worth of gold, researchers said Monday. I guess those slackers in Denmark should be mining more bitcoin?
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Which is still preferable over a dependency on the weaponized SWIFT-network. Now compare the pollution caused by mining gold compared to BC, and we'll talk
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Microsoft is adding more perks to its beleaguered Windows 10 October 2018 Update (also known as version 1809), which is still suspended after a botched Oct. 2 release. Because it's the Year of the Windows Subsystem for Linux
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ToDo:
1. Fix Windows, and stop the idiot kids adding cr@p to it
2. Play with Linux for windows
Hmm...
On second thoughts:
ToDo:
1. Play with Linux for windows
2. Fix Windows, and stop the idiot kids adding cr@p to it
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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ActiveState published results of a survey conducted to examine challenges faced by developers who work with open source runtimes, revealing love for Python and security pain points. Are they sure they got the commas right in that? I'd have thought it was: "Open source survey shows Python, love, security pain points"
This joke brought to you by the GrammarTron 3000
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Microsoft will sell Windows 7 security updates after the operating system reaches end of service, but it's going to cost you. Pushing the deadline is a bad idea. An upgrade in time is worth nine (service packs)
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But what about Windows 3.1 security updates?
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Joe Woodbury wrote: Windows 3.1 security updates Is that even a thing?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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