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By hacking a domestic knitting machine, a software engineer advanced modern knitting and made a massive equatorial star map in tapestry form. I think I have a new plan for our next database diagram
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Let me guess, the hackers were originally looking for a needle in a haystack?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I think I have a new plan for our next database diagram
Heck, I see a whole new database industry: store your data on a quilt! Technology required: quilting machine, optical scanner, etc. I think I'll start a GoFundMe project!!!
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Advantages: is intrinsically multi-threaded.
Disadvantages: very long loops.
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Nearly half of people in the EU work in their free time to meet work demands, and a third often or always work at high speed, according to recent estimates. If you are one of them, have you ever wondered whether all the effort is really worth it? "Are you working hard or hardly working?"
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I think it was bill gates who said... I always give the hardest task to the laziest worker, because he will find the easiest way to do it.
So hardly working could even be translated to efficiently
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That's one of those phrases that sounds good until you actually work with a genuinely lazy worker; they simply don't do the task and claim they did. Or do it in such a way that it takes two of the your busiest people to fix it.
(Once worked next to a team with a guy like that. One team member was [unofficially] in charge of, and I kid you not, immediately rolling back all commits he made to source control. He was buddies with the manager or something.)
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Joe Woodbury wrote: That's one of those phrases that sounds good until you actually work with a genuinely lazy worker
I know...
It is like: Do you think good programers are too expensive? Let's see how much does a cheap one cost you.
M.D.V.
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Years ago, I made several edutainment videos. My business partner and I observed that our crew was good for 10 hours. The productivity drop after that was quick, steep and costly. (With one exception--our lead--the teen actors were good for 6 to 8 hours, correlating strongly with age.)
I find the 10 hour rule applies to me as well, especially as I get older. Another age difference is that I now have to completely break from programming in my off time.
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I think that's the best lesson - learn where your own wall is, and accept that when you move past it, your quality really is diminished (you're essentially stealing from future progress, IMO). I've been quite happier[1] since moving to half-time lately.
[1] That's a joke that only Chris and a few others will get
TTFN - Kent
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Free time implies unpaid labor. If you are doing so, you are not as bright as you considered yourself to be
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Me, I walk into my cubicle and my productivity plummets.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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That’s the view of security expert Bruce Schneier, who fears lives will be lost in a cyber disaster unless governments act swiftly. What if I *need* to set my internet-enabled toaster while on the ride home?
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Quote: argues that governments must step in now to force companies developing connected gadgets to make security a priority rather than an afterthought I'm thinking that the human race will go extinct prior to this occurring.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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In essence: We must fix things by not innovating. And to ensure that, we must get government involved.
And the train it won't stop going
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A majority of companies say lack of access to software developers is a bigger threat to success than lack of access to capital. "But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're giving none away"
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In keeping with the new trend in tech toward a focus on “time well spent” and how more emphasis needs to be put on users’ well being, Google has released an academic paper today from two of the search giant’s researchers that basically makes a depressing but unsurprising case. I'll read the article right after I post this news item. And the next one. Well, maybe this afternoon.
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This week, Krebs on Security revealed that mSpy leaked the data of millions of paying customers online, including passwords, call logs, text messages, contacts, notes, location data and even Apple iCloud usernames and authentication tokens. Seems to me that was their job, wasn't it?
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to gather them probably... to leak them? I think that was an accident. If you leak data, you can't sell it
M.D.V.
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Microsoft wants to make life easier for enterprise customers. Starting today, it is committing to fix any custom applications that may break as a result of updates to Windows 10 or the Office 365 product suite. "You break it, you fix it"
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All currently supported feature updates of Windows 10 Enterprise and Education editions will be supported for 30 months from their current release. The existing policy is 18 months, so this bump brings support closer to what IT admins were used to in the Windows 7 and earlier days. Complaining (sometimes) works?
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To say that the internet has played a massive role in the shaping of global society is a bit of an understatement, really, but one area that often gets overlooked is its influence on language. At least 'hangry' is now an officially recognized condition
Or at least in the dictionary so I can remind people it's real.
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Will "teh" be put in the dictionary as well?
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That will save so many of my typos
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: At least 'hangry' is now an officially recognized condition
Angry enough to hang someone?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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