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In DevOps workflows, automation saves time, conserves resources, reduces errors and ensures consistency. Brought to you by the committee to resurrect JCL
Please don't anyone tell me they're still using it. I demand a happier universe.
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Meanwhile, outside of DevOps workflows, automation saves time, conserves resources, reduces errors, and ensures consistency.
I really wonder, sometimes, why some people even bother opening their mouths.
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Note to self, if news story comes from sdtimes, it is almost certainly not worth reading.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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James Gosling, until today Chief Software Architect at Liquid Robotics, announced Monday on Facebook that he’s “starting a new Adventure” with the cloud computing juggernaut as a Distinguished Engineer. I guess they had an opening in Java support?
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[insert joke about Wonder Woman and poultry here]
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The floating lab is relying on its backup systems until astronauts can get outside and fix the craft. OK, I won't complain about having to go down the hallway to restart the server again
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Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.
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I'm sorry, I can't do that DaveMark
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Someone has stitched together seven of the Windows SMB exploits leaked by the ShadowBrokers, creating a worm that has been spreading through networks since at least the first week of May. So someone did collect the full set?
OK, seven SMB bugs probably isn't the full set.
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Americans should be grateful that their government is spending so much of their tax money on protecting them.
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A court in Israel, for instance, has ordered a couple to pay $2,200 for using emojis that "convey great optimism" in a text they sent to landlord Yaniv Dahan.
Because even a tweet is too long for some people?
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Note that this precedent does not apply to salesmen or marketing morons.
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Never know stupidity so close to me... I need some protective measures...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I think Trump may be infectious, he's spreading stupidity around the planet on a world tour.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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It is more than possible - he is here since yesterday...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's exactly what I was referring to.
Sad.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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In the not-so-distant future, next time you want to back up your work to Microsoft’s cloud, you might be storing it on a few snippets of DNA. Well, that's either your backup, or someone forgot to clear out the fridge again
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I can't help but wonder whose @rse the DNA sample was scraped from.
Or is it an AI, using Hitler's DNA?
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The coders of tomorrow may be bug-checking the multiverse. Is a box involved?
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Definite response before reading the article: you code in discrete chunks (or quanta).
Projected response that I will likely give after reading the article (which I might not even bother to read): you code in discrete chunks (or quanta).
Essentially, it won't make a blind bit of difference, unless you use a ridiculously* low-level language.
* "Ridiculously", because you really need the computer to handle such details. Anyone who chooses to do it for himself is cruisin' for a career of sitting a home doing nothing.
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Find integrations and put them to work in minutes with GitHub Marketplace, pair developer tools and fine-grained repository permissions with GitHub Apps, or build the exact tool you need with a new, production-ready version of our GraphQL API. Because every company needs their own marketplace
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Gitwhat?
Github?
Oh, yeah! I remember github!
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Microsoft's researchers have developed a true, near-eye holographic whose optics can fit inside a regular pair of glasses. "It was just a, nothing but a grand illusion."
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The only problem being that the ribbon takes up 30% of the screen, and baby blocks for "recommended product" ads take up just over 83%.
Other than that: Yeah, it's great. You'll love it.
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