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As long as it's not Bud/Coors. :P
TTFN - Kent
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That would be Light™ gruel with some sort of fermentation attached to it.
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[Homer]mmmmmmmmm......heavy gruel with some sort of fermentation.....[/Homer]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Physicists have confirmed the existence of a new form of atomic nuclei, and the fact that it’s not symmetrical challenges the fundamental theories of physics that explain our Universe. Quick, someone call the Doctor!
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Oh, I'm not fat then, I'm a big atomic nucleus!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Windows chief Terry Myerson, in a statement to The Verge. "We've been working hard to incorporate their feedback and this week, we'll roll out a new upgrade experience with clear options to upgrade now, schedule a time, or decline the free offer."
I'm guessing this'll roll out with next months patch Tuesday; just a few short weeks before the offer finally goes away. Assuming they don't run into problems and have to split the release date for the another month.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Nothing like a $10.000 slap on the nose!
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I refuse the update to W10 and the decline option. I'd rather get $10k options.
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By 'their', I'm assuming Terry meant 'the court's', and not the customers.
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Could this, perchance, be related to the previous story.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Microsoft has agreed to pay a Californian woman $10,000 (£7,500) after an automatic Windows 10 update left her computer unusable.
What??! All I got was this stupid t-shirt!
windows logo t-shirt - Google Search[^]
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It's all the 10's! Look what was posted ten threads[^] before your post.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Apologies!
/ravi
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I'm sure this won't be the last time that story gets posted.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Microsoft has agreed to pay a Californian woman $10,000 (£7,500) after an automatic Windows 10 update left her computer unusable.
What!?! All I got was this crazy Microsoft (former) CEO dancing on my front lawn!!!
steve ballmer developers, developers, developers - Google Search[^]
It's official. The meme has gone viral.
Edit
Whew...tough crowd.
modified 28-Jun-16 9:32am.
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Google is no stranger to hardware releases, with the Nexus range of phones and tablets proving quite the hit with consumers. But a new report has claimed Google is ready to cut out the middleman and release its own phone handset. It worked out so well for Microsoft
Yes, it worked out for that "other" phone company, but it was never a software company switching to hardware.
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Exactly. Now if only that hardware company could complete the transition to being an actual software company.
Except the Operations Guys and Accountants now run it, so that horse has bolted...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Execution matters too. Google executes way better than Microsoft.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Artificial intelligence (AI) developed by a University of Cincinnati doctoral graduate was recently assessed by subject-matter expert and retired United States Air Force Colonel Gene Lee - who holds extensive aerial combat experience as an instructor and Air Battle Manager with considerable fighter aircraft expertise - in a high-fidelity air combat simulator. "Now, you gotta promise me you're not gonna kill anyone, right?"
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Any chance we can get this to manage our shambles of a football team after Hodgson's sacked tomorrow?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Slightly incorrect, I believe they have joint managers of which one is a dentist. The the other [Lars Lagerback] is very much an experienced international manager.
Still, it's not exactly the best time to be English
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The new map, which activates this week for all users of Google Maps and Google Earth, consists of orbital imagery that is newer, more detailed, and of higher contrast than the previous version. There you go: print it out for your vacation planning
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