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A couple years ago Sam told me a story about a different programmer who never learned C, and I liked it so much that right on the spot I asked his permission to repeat it. Come for the headline, stay for the punchline
Honestly, wouldn't you use this joke as well if you could?
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Zombie infections: epidemiology, treatment, and prevention
BMJ 2015; 351 doi: http://dx.doi.org/10.1136/bmj.h6423 (Published 14 December 2015)
Cite this as: BMJ 2015;351:h6423
Tara C Smith, associate professor1
Department of Biostatistics, Environmental Health Sciences and Epidemiology, College of Public Health, Kent State University, Kent, OH 44242, USA [^]
"Some experts have argued that the rise in zombie infections is due to increased surveillance.8 Brooks thinks otherwise, citing documentation of zombie outbreaks from antiquity to modern day as evidence of a true rise in incidents. He notes: "At this rate, attacks will only increase, culminating in one of two possibilities. The first is that world governments will have to acknowledge, both privately and publicly, the existence of the living dead, creating special organizations to deal with the threat. In this scenario, zombies will become an accepted part of daily life—marginalized, easily contained, perhaps even vaccinated against. A second, more ominous scenario would result in an all-out war between the living and the dead." "All-out war between the living and the dead" ... oh yeah, that's what I see in the mirror.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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They are all in QA. Codez... codez... codez...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I'm delighted to see that one person here "got" the sub-text.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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An individual energy generation syste has been developed that works by combining the force we apply when our feet touch the ground with urine-powered fuel cells, allowing engineers to generate enough electricity to send radio signals to a receiver. Brings new meaning to the term, "energy leak"
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When are they starting to build "Stillsuits" ? (Dune)
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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The more beer you drink the more energy you produce...I like it!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Microsoft has unpublished temporarily the latest Windows 10 Mobile build from its servers while it works to fix installation problems. If only they knew the hardware manufacturer...
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I think Microsoft has now Scrum build for its release products: Development and tests are done WITH the customer.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: Development and tests are done WITH UPON the customer dead body.
FTFY
It looks like my company is using Scrum then...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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IT professionals believe they won't exist in 10 years, but this prediction's been on tap for a decade already. Yeah, I just can't remember when I last used one {rolls eyes}
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I think he meant...
This _is_ the _year_ of the Linux Desktop!!!
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Right now, deep in your hair follicles and sweat glands, tiny mites are feeding on dead skin cells, mating, and laying eggs. Just so you feel like ripping all the skin off your face (like I do about now)
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As previously announced, Visual Studio has partnered with some of the most popular game engines to bring you an easy acquisition experience for game development tools. Today we are pleased to confirm that we now provide the ability to acquire and install the Unreal Engine directly from the IDE. Just the thing for your next database management project
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Your post above made me read this as Urine Engine.
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Version 2 offers a significant speed boost and improved mobile development capabilities. Don't panic: they didn't break everything (again - that's next week)
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Don't panic yet: they didn't break everything (again - that's next week)
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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This has been the most-hyped codebase upgrade of all time. Hopefully, right after they release version 2 they will come out and say...
"Errr..uuh...wait one moment. Version 3 is coming and it is a complete and total rewrite of everything in version 2!"
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Free, community-supported subscriptions of Xamarin.iOS and Xamarin.Android, including our Visual Studio extensions. Sadly, you need to have published a game first
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Does having published a few games on the Commodore 64 count?
Marc
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It's not even funny how often they change their freemium model just to get people in. Free starter edition, free indie eddition, free to develop but pay to deploy... Something new every couple of month... Why get hooked in just to have a rug pulled from under you by another creative marketer couple of month down the road. Just brush up on your C++ and go with cocos2dx - it's free. Period.
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Last year, Microsoft introduced the Windows Insider Program where Windows fans are able to submit feedback about Windows 10. Uh.... listen?
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Today I write about a pair of less often discussed, less complicated features introduced in C++11, which are nevertheless useful. It's official: C++ is turning into Java
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Microsoft’s nagging 'Get Windows 10' campaign has hit a confusing new low -- and user backlash is vocal Next stop: the login button will be replaced with "Upgrade"
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