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Viewed through Context-A-Matic, the wifi enabled and Alexa-compatible goggles, the entire planet is obscured by microscopic "Sh1thole" and "@rsehole" labels.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: … Alexa-compatible goggles, the entire planet is obscured by microscopic "Sh1thole" and "@rsehole" labels.
I think that you're wearing them wrong. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It's all in the filter selection.
[edit] only six words, but I still managed to typo one [/edit]
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modified 25-Dec-18 4:59am.
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You know you can get around the filters, right?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I requested a user guide from the Context-A-Matic makers, but they're an agile shop, so they sent me a PDF of their doxygen output, with the words "User Manual" on the front page.
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Apple has confirmed to The Verge that some of its 2018 iPad Pros are shipping with a very slight bend in the aluminum chassis. But according to the company, this is a side effect of the device’s manufacturing process and shouldn’t worsen over time or negatively affect the flagship iPad’s performance in any practical way. Apple does not consider it to be a defect. It's not just an iPad, it's also a boomerang!
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Do you have any idea how painfully difficult it is for me to not say the obvious, here?
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One day, I’ll find something to change your lifestyle. 
TTFN - Kent
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There are some lifestyle changes that I don't think the wife would approve of.
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Jeeze!
That just got an upvote!
I mean, what kind of sad loser is on CP at 22:30 on Christmas night?
...
Oh.
Um, forget I said anything.
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The technology could be used to develop more sophisticated nanomachines with reconfigurable parts. How well does it do against the chicken?
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I can't wait to see what wonderful things oracle will do with this marvellous new potential for data storage!
(It's Christmas; it brings out the fluffy bunny in me)
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Microsoft didn't make a big deal about it, but it released a very cool application called Font Maker this year. It lets you create a font out of your own handwriting. Handwriting... Is that the one without the keyboard?
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So if anyone needs a font that no-one can read, I'm your guy.
But what a great way for ms to spend its precious developer hours.
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The dotnet cli makes automating and scripting builds on .NET projects simple, especially compared to the state of the art in .NET a decade or so ago. --help
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From the article; italics added: The dotnet cli makes automating and scripting builds on .NET projects simple, especially compared to the state of the art in .NET a decade or so ago
Talk about aiming for the moon.
You have to wonder what inspired them to say that.
The only thing I can think of is the "Life sucks, but at least we're not living in the middle ages" vector.
Might as well wait for something that works properly, then.
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A new tech support scam has been discovered that uses JavaScript to create a loop that ultimately causes Google Chrome to use up all of the CPU resources on the computer and freeze the browser. It's not like that all the time?
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Google sues for patent infringement.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: Google sues for patent infringement.
That was exactly my first thought!
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While plenty of routers are already available with chips using draft specifications, 802.11ax Wi-Fi won't be finalized until December 2019, ushering in a wave of updated devices touting new wireless capabilities that will contribute toward next-generation networks with more speed and less congestion. More Fi, less Why?
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From the article: some estimates suggest there will be as many as 50 nodes per home by 2022
With all the marketing that Griff's doing, make that 70.
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The small Pacific island Tokelau is still the most populated country-level domain in the world, outnumbering the 20.8 million domains that use China's .cn. Kiribati needs to step up their game
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From the article: the growth in the number of African domains has doubled since 2017
Oh, joy.
Batten down the SPAM hatches, Lads!
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Facebook is by far the company consumers trust least with their personal data, followed by Amazon and Twitter tying for a very distant second. Uber and Google round out the top five. I didn't make the list? I guess I need to try harder.
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