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One would wonder with all those problems how did they duped millions of programmers to use it? How does it consistently makes it to the top of most popular and most in-demand languages?
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I don't think people use JavaScript out of choice. I think they use it because it's the only way to program the client on the web.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I blame Mozilla. But broader, if you need to do something in the browser, you've little choice other than JavaScript.
TTFN - Kent
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You may have seen the TSA Randomizer on your last flight. A TSA agent holds an iPad. The agent taps the iPad, a large arrow points right or left, and you follow it into a given lane. I'll do it for half that price: return Math.random() * (101-1) + 1;
US Government: I'll take either money order or certified cheque (thanks)
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No technology is timeless in the eyes of a developer and all have their flaws and perks. However, as Steve Naidamast, a senior software engineer claims, the pendulum of history begins to swing back sooner or later, demonstrating that until the actual foundations of web development change, no new technology will actually be able to benefit anyone in the sense that it is some type of global panacea for such development. {insert 30K of VIEWSTATE here}
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Nailed it. 
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Quote: The current mad rush towards the “mobile” environment began with the introduction of Apple’s “smartphone”.
Anyone who sees a need to put those words in scare quotes should elephant off back to his mainframe and greenbar fanfold printouts and leave the rest of us alone.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Scientists have theorized for decades that an additional state of matter exists, but despite tantalizing hints to its presence, details about this mystery state have remained elusive—until now. "And nothing else matters"
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Microsoft has just announced a new issue tracker for Edge that will allow Microsoft engineers to better listen to user feedback. Hopefully it's running on Azure, it might need to scale
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Windows is still important, but it's no longer the only platform that matters: Microsoft is releasing software and supporting app development for Apple's iOS, Google's Android, and even its old enemy Linux. The infighting and aggressive dismissal of competitors is mostly gone. It's the Cloud! It's the Cloud! just doesn't have the catchiness of "Developers! Developers! Developers!"
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I take pride in the fact that I’m a good, solid programmer. One who works hard at his craft and really enjoys it, even without the fancy labels. "My time is over: it is no longer my task to set things to rights, nor to help folk to do so."
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Personally I am happy with C# developer extraordinaire! 
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Biological engineers have created a programming language that allows them to rapidly design complex, DNA-encoded circuits that give new functions to living cells. while (food>0) compute();
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A list of the "world's 15 greatest living programmers" was published by IT World last year, based on names which came up again and again in coder discussion forums. Alongside the woman who programmed Nasa's Apollo flight control software, the creator of the Linux operating system and the man who created the game Doom, was Jon Skeet, a programmer from Reading. I'm the Terry Malloy of blurb writers
But really, how do we get the Beeb to do profiles of some of our Great Old Ones?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: a programmer from Reading.
Hey! I'm from Reading... Massachusetts! I could be famous! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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Steven A. Lowe wrote: Jon Skeet doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
Dan Dyer wrote: When Jon Skeet's code fails to compile the compiler apologizes.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Jon Skeet... The ultimate
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
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Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology want to change how we connect to Wi-Fi. To avoid the cumbersome network login process, a team has come up with a way to grant computers access to a Wi-Fi network based on their proximity to a router. None of them do, if you don't mind sharing
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The folks responsible for the entries in the Associated Press Stylebook have announced that the word “Internet” will no longer be uppercased, thus breaking my heart and making some of our writers very happy. It was a good try people. Back to AoL!
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Google has reversed one of its April Fools’ Day pranks after it caused a number Gmail users to unwittingly insert GIFs into business emails and other important communications. Maybe this means they'll skip the jokes next year?
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When programmers are "in the zone", they need fast access to things like code examples, syntax help, and answers to technical questions. To provide this, we now have programming Instant Answers aka "How we're trying to convince people not to just Google it"
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Keeping the right components installed and updated on your machine is one of the core values That Visual Studio provides – which is quite a task given the rapid evolution of developer frameworks. You mean, I don't have to install MFC anymore?
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The team focused on improving developer productivity by cutting down time, mouse-clicks, and keystrokes to make the actions you perform every day more efficient. It's still missing the "right click here to finish your program"
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The registry bloat that slows down PCs over time won't be a problem with UWP apps, according to Microsoft. But don't worry, they'll figure out something to keep the slowness happening
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