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I sped through it. Didn't get anything out of it for both of us!
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "I was able to go through War and Peace in 20 minutes. It’s about Russia."
Woody Allen 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Today, the 17-year-old company is announcing its forth quantum chip, the 2000Q, doubling the number of qubits on its exiting 1000Q chip. I was never very good at that game. @!#?@!
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I probably should be nerdishly ashamed to say that this is great news to some of us 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The fun part about all of this is, that they are just having electrons do the double shift job. There is nothing Quantum in there, just a powerful device, with a good software (I am unsure of doubting my doubt). Nothing else.
1) Keep the temperature low.
2) Use the best possible hardware.
3) Do not use JavaScript (finally, something I love about these machines) for programming.
4) Write programs, that require complex inputs and outputs, so you have no idea of what is going on.
Voila, you have a Quantum Computer there.
Besides, that Google statement on Quantum Computer is also so much rubbish. Would love to see what Microsoft has to offer; but until quite few years, decades perhaps, we won't even have a glimpse of Quantum Computers.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You make it sound so easy! 
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Microsoft cemented a major legal victory today, as a federal appeals court declined to hear the government’s appeal in a landmark cloud computing case. May or may not be good news IYHO (we report, you decide)
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So, the reprisals will be that there'll be no more US funding for IRA ter'r'rists, then?
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A type system is sound if it ensures what it’s designers intended it to ensure. This is much like programming: a program is correct if it does what it is supposed to do. Obscure edge-case is obscure
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Jesus wept. Do these people even know what computers are?
(Spoken as a java very-non-aficionado)
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Do these people even know what computers are?
They're academicians, so their concept of a computer is some abstraction so abstracted that it no longer has any practical value except to get government grants to replace all the illegal ivory in their tower.
Marc
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That's much more sound thinking, sounded out in fewer words than those with unsound concepts in their empty vessels (which make more sound) managed to expound in many more.
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The CEO and co-founder of Vivaldi, Jon von Tetzchner, called out Microsoft in a blog post today, saying that it's too hard for users to change their default browser on Windows 10. Put a stake in it?
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Two points to take into consideration:
0: Vivaldi is actually pretty cool (although I use three other, cooler, browsers)
1. Microsoft has turned into an @rsehole academy.
OK, I'll side with the cool guys, just like I did when microsoft was cool*, and IBM wasn't.
* Dear God, how long ago was that?
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Anyone who can't change the browser in Windows 10 should probably not be using a computer. Seriously, it's not hard.
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"Organisms created with synthetic DNA pave way for entirely new life forms" [^]Quote: Now, the first living organisms to thrive with an expanded genetic code have been made by researchers in work that paves the way for the creation and exploitation of entirely new life forms.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Awesome! What could possibly go wrong? 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Exactly.
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This is wrong on so many levels.
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Quote: Scientists in the US
As if Trump would ever let other life forms into the US!
There'll be a wall built around the lab quicker than you can say "Ay Caramba!"
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2016 was the year that DevOps became part of IT organizations’ everyday language. And by "mainstream" they mean, "stuff your manager keeps reading about"
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And worse, stuff your manager keeps directing you to do, complete with committees, compliance departments, new and stupid security policies, dept re-orgs that break everything that was working smoothly and doesn't fix anything that wasn't working. DevOps became part of IT organizations' everyday language, like "toilet paper", "water cooler", and the PHB.
Marc
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CEO: You mean, we can fire the entire testing and IT department and just let engineers declare things done and release them? I'm in!
Months later
CEO: Why isn't my computer working? Or our web site? Hey, where's my paycheck?
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