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Lessons? I don't even remember when I slept last time. 
And it is already 2:13 AM in Pakistan here.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Sleeping in Pakistan? During my last visit I had the impression that nobody is ever sleeping in Pakistan 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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You must've been to Lahore or Karachi, other cities do sleep, Lahoris consider it a sin and trust me, I love it when I am in Lahore. The best part about it is the food and foodies.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Wait! What?
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Our home galaxy, the Milky Way, is being pushed across the universe by a large unseen force, according to new research. That Andromeda can be so pushy sometimes
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Quote: "Now we find an emptiness in exactly the opposite direction, which provides a 'push' in the sense of a lack of pull,"
Um, no.
It's a 'pull' in the other direction, because that's where the force is coming from, so it's a 'pull' in the sense of a pull.
Did this guy even finish high school?
God forbid he should ever examine how light bulbs work -- by sucking away the light when they're depowered, no doubt.
More breaking news: Gravity Exists, and it actually works!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: how light bulbs work
You mean "dark suckers", surely? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Brilliant!
Let's release a paper!
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First rate!
How did the Nobel Prize committee overlook this stupendous research?
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I suspect their dark suckers failed just as they were about to read it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Much love for anyone who calls himself Roger M Wilcox 
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Police called pacemaker data an 'excellent investigative tool' that provided 'key pieces of evidence' to charge a man with arson and insurance fraud. "You smile and this heart of mine betrays me"
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Jeeze, I've seen stuff google-translated from Chinese that was more readable.
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Microsoft isn’t ending its general opposition to Donald Trump’s executive order on immigration from last week, but it is more formally requesting the granting of immediate exceptions that would help its own employees, as well as the employees of other tech companies who are lawful visa holders but still affected by the ban. "For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing"
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Behind the scenes defending KrebsOnSecurity against record-setting DDoS attacks. 450,000 queries per second. Just under CP's traffic then.
So all you need to do when getting DDOSed is to ask Google for help. Mission accomplished!
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Redirecting a DDoS attack? That could be actually a good idea   
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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"Mark Zuckerberg doesn't display many emotions"
As one of the world's richest people, who is also about 50 years younger than all the other people on that list, I wouldn't show a lot of emotion over a $500m loss.
That's spare change to the guy!
How emotional do you get when you lose a $?
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Sander Rossel wrote: How emotional do you get when you lose a $?
Depends if I needed if for a trolley
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I'm getting emotional just thinking about that! 
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Losing 50 cents would be worse, if you needed to pee.
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Since Microsoft ended its free upgrade offer for Windows 7 and 8 users last July, the growth of Windows 10 had pretty much slowed down over the last couple of months. Taking the scenic route to 2 billion
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While businesses are focused on digital transformation to deliver greater efficiency and higher profits, IT teams themselves are falling behind the curve according to a new report. This news item posted by the blurb-o-matic 9000
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Kent Sharkey wrote: This news item posted by the blurb-o-matic 9000
There's no AI that could replace your pithy comments. Your job is secure!
But regarding the article:
IT staff only spend 14.5 percent of their time on innovation and new projects.
The "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" has a corollary - "if we touch it, we'll be sure to break it."
Which is Shirley the case in what I'm experiencing -- a lot of data and code running on mainframes with COBOL. It's hard to "innovate" when the people that wrote some of this code aren't around and the people that could innovate have no idea how to read COBOL.
Marc
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