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Ha, and people laugh at my flip-phone!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Time to live in vacuum. Get me that O2 bag!
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Quote: They also spoofed a Fitbit into counting steps while the device remained perfectly still
WANT! Please hack my phone!Manufacturers replied: meh. We'll just add a hundredth of a cent's worth more plastic to our phones.
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Not sure that input fuzzing counts as a hack....
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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A new paper released by researchers at the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Lausanne (EPFL) details the creation of gelatin-based actuators, a technology that could bring us closer to edible robots. I, for one, welcome our new Gummi Bear overlords
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One step more towards terminator
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Meh. Now, if they could make a robot out of good Swiss chocolate...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If they make 'em out of bacon, we'll all be computerless within an hour!
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Using data from millions of its subscribers, Microsoft recently rounded up a list of the top 10 grammar mistakes in the English language. "This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put."
I'm so glad "passive voice" wasn't included.
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Everybody knows that the passive voice should be avoided.
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ronlease wrote: Everybody knows
It is well known to everybody that passive voice should be avoided.
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And ending sentences with prepositions is just not on.
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I see what you're up to.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I like to sometimes be obvious.
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Damn grammar Nazi's.
I wonder if they also wonder what I ate for breakfast?
Why use their powers for evil? Instead they could be advising me of the good looking women in my area. After all they know our likes and dislikes they could match us.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Quote: 1. Leaving too many white spaces between words
That's not a grammatical error; it's either a typo, or intended for emphasis.
2-8: yup. Some very.
Quote: 9. Commonly confused words
That's not a grammatical error, it's either a mistake in word selection, a typo, or a spelling mistake.
Quote: 10. Incorrect verb form after auxiliary
Example: They had ate when we arrived.
Correct: They had eaten when we arrived.
Baaaaarp!
"They had eaten before we arrived" -- "when" implies "after" or "as a result of" (e.g. "B happens when A happens" does not mean that B can happen first).
Skitt Rulez!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Quote: 9. Commonly confused words
That's not a grammatical error, it's either a mistake in word selection, a typo, or a spelling mistake.
Or a false friend between different languages
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That can be embarrassingly true.
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Using anglo suffices when perfectly good latin suffices exist.
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They missed the one that annoys me most of all.
It annoys the hell out of me when people write 'must of'. And it's so common it's almost as if it's acceptable now.
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Companies like Apple, Netflix, Google, and Dell are 40% more productive than the average company, according to research from the leadership consulting firm Bain & Company. Fewer meetings?
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The main reason is they can afford to hire enough people for the job at hand.
That way their employees aren't exhausted from working two people's worth jobs each.
Either that or the rest of us are morons who take ages to get things done.
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Their point about Apple OSX misses the gargantuan point that they started with BSD and were willing to render everything before it incompatible (even while accepting that Microsoft is bloated) and even then, I think OSX sucks.
And where is Apple's brilliance when it comes to an IDE and dev environment that doesn't suck? As a native C++ guy, I find VS 2017 a disappointment, but it's worlds better than ANYTHING Apple has come up with.
So, I'm not convinced.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Apple, Netflix, Google, and Dell
Google and Dell really stand out among the four, though.
Google produces bugs much faster than any of the others, and Dell produces bloatware far more bloated than the rest.
Now let's include adobe, ms, and big blue in the mix...
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