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What, again?!?
When saying "Leslie" just isn't enough.
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 Happen while we were gone?
TTFN - Kent
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You just gotta laugh[^]
You Leslied the guy with the six-shooters.
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Ah, there we go - I searched for Webroot, but not for things that make John laugh. 
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: but not for things that make John laugh
I think you need to create a stored procedure for that.
The alternative could be messy.
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SELECT *
FROM HandgunCalibers
WHERE Awesome
.45 ACP
1 row returned.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Loaded with dummy rounds? 
(For shooting dummies, of course  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 26-Apr-17 9:55am.
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Ehhh. GPUs being able to pwn CPUs on any task that can fit nicely on their execution/memory models (either tiny working sets or highly sequential memory access) is old news. As are FPGA/ASIC's being able to pwn GPUs under similar circumstances. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yeah, but those guys were incredibly proud of their record (I worked for a petrochemical company, that shell remain nameless, so I know it was a big feather in their cap).
Big-money @rses kicked?
I'm content.
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But their answer was still 43, so they are back to the drawing board.
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But with 43machines, they could work out The Answer!
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A Silicon Valley "flying car" startup, Kitty Hawk, reportedly backed by Google co-founder Larry Page, released a video Monday of its airborne prototype and announced plans for deliveries of a "personal flying machine" this year. Or just strap a few drones to your butt
Because JetSkis just aren't irritating enough.
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No cup holder? 
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*Pfft*
I'll stick with my jet-pack, ta very much.
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A flying machine, designed to be used over water, but no details given on range... so, stay near the shore and bring a paddle or two.
Better yet, install ore locks and bring ores so you can get back to shore.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: ores
Or oars, even.
Sack your autocorrect.
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I looked at it.. it didn't look right, but I was prepping for a meeting and was too tired to care.
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"It's gold ore!"
"Ore?"
"Or something else"
TTFN - Kent
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We should lay down rules about exclusive ore spelling.
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...has pre-scheduled court time for next year.
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Alibaba Chairman Jack Ma warned on Monday that society could see decades of pain thanks to disruption caused by the internet and new technologies to different areas of the economy. Oh, *now* disruption isn't a good idea?
CEOs as robots? Yeah, I could need that.
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Ma is someone I truly respect, but he sees it all wrong. With more automation and the more people losing their jobs, can be a good thing. Just imagine, our pizzas will never be late again and our french fries will never be cold.
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... And all the educationless kiddies will be out on the street, bored, and looking to cause trouble.
You have to look over the rim of the pizza to see the obvious.
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