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Despite rumors to the contrary, Java is still extremely important in today’s tech. Here, Wayne Citrin explains why Java is alive, kicking, and not going away anytime soon. "You're not fooling anyone, you know."
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Wrong forum.
It should be in The Insidious News.
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Haha yeah, he is not fooling me... What a load of horseradish!
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Who hasn't lived through the frustrating experience of being without a phone after forgetting to recharge it? This could one day be a thing of the past thanks to technology under development. "Power! Unlimited power!"
So... they built one electrode (not even a full circuit), and it's 'rush to press release we go'?
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And it's "hydro", where we don't want water involved, and "Quebec", which (any Canadian from anywhere else in Canada will tell you) is a synonym for f*ck*r.
"Water f*ck*r!"
Okidoki.
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really?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Well, that's what all the non-Quebecis tell me.
And don't even ask about Newfies -- this ain't the Soapbox!
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our research team was able to simulate a charging process using light as a source of energy.
Yeah, I can simulate having...
...but that doesn't mean the real thing will happen!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I thought the bigger problem with solar chargers small enough to use while moving (eg on top of your hiking pack) was that the trickle charging they could do was too low to do much more than to counter the power loss from checking in on towers but not actually using the phone to any substantial extent.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Maybe a solar panel on the back side.
For a Toyota Prius you can order a top solar panel as extra. It will give you power for driving 5 km a day. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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That would be enough for a coworker of mine to go to work and back home everyday
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The Linux Foundation is on a mission to simplify and standardize the Industrial Internet of Things edge computing. The organization announced a new open-source project, EdgeX Foundry, designed to build a common open IoT solution framework. "And now you've got 15 standards"
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*sigh*
The one OS that really, really needs to focus on making a usable user interface...
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obligatory[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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still not the one I was originally looking for. It was a cartoon with a UI even more cluster-elephanted than that and with the guilty party going "what are you talking about? I am a user." or some such.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Artificial intelligence is making human speech as malleable and replicable as pixels. Today, a Canadian AI startup named Lyrebird unveiled its first product: a set of algorithms the company claims can clone anyone’s voice by listening to just a single minute of sample audio. "Don't believe everything you hear"
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If they would've named it SnapVoice they could've done an IPO for $15 Billion.
Everyone on earth and beyond will want this technology immediately. I'm buying stock in it before it goes IPO. 
By the time you read this, I'll be rich and retired.
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<Alvin & the Chipmunks voice>
This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle hula hoop!</Alvin & the Chipmunks voice>
[edit] I needed a slash.
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modified 24-Apr-17 17:20pm.
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Right. I'll sing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for one minute.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Obligatory Star Trek video clip.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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In pleasing irony, Redditors tag their snark and make themselves ideal test subjects That's a brilliant idea
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There's sarcasm on the Interwebs?
No!
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That's because he / they don't know the soapbox 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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