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I'm waiting for the announcement of a "Rest of the world announces 'What are you crazy?' tax" for flights entering France.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good thing they have neighbors I can use
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Has cloud really helped your business improve? "When you smile at me, all the clouds will roll away"
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Now that we have the world's only working AGC, I decided to write some code for it. "You got to shake your moneymaker"
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I wanna swap soldering-iron stories with this guy, over a beer or seventeen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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New hard-to-detect Astaroth campaigns spotted using fileless execution and living-off-the-land techniques. Because I like the term, "living-off-the-land technique"
But seriously, they'd have fewer problems like this if they'd *just show extensions by default*. {grumpyface}
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Extensions just confuse the weak-minded.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The next major version release of the C# language (C# 8) comes with exciting new features. Let's look at two new features in C# 8, static local functions and the using declaration. Because 'using' wasn't used often enough already
But yeah, makes sense when compared to the using block.
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PFFFFTT!!! The old ways are the best ways.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The static local functions could be useful, but I still prefer enclosing a using block variable in braces. I find this makes for eaier to understand code as it's obvious where the variable is being declared and what scope it has. It's scope is declared by the using block and is explicit. This way the scope is implicit so not as clear.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Understanding code isn't the point.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The scope for a using variable is the function or the enclosing block. Pretty simple and maybe enable more "C++ like" RAII
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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An automatic pilot has landed a plane using image-recognition artificial intelligence to locate the runway. "If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing."
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"Hey, the AI says we should increase our pitch."
What could possibly go wrong?
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As a frequent contributor to open source projects (both within and beyond Red Hat), I find one of the most common time-wasters is dealing with code reviews of my submitted code that are negative or obstructive and yet essentially subjective or argumentative in nature. I can't imagine why this article is on the RedHat developer's site
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Sounds like good advice for any communicative endeavor
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Nah.
I'll stick with snarky, thanks.
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Microsoft's database releases from 2008 and 2010 reach end of extended support. In response, Redmond says, that for many customers, the time for cloud migration has arrived. Because those are your only choices going forward, of course
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I'll have my SQL guys uninstall all the instances of 2014 and 2016 immediately. Thanks for the heads up. 
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We're just now getting around to installing 2016, and we still have several 2008R2 and 2012 servers in use...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Us, too. The damn 2008s keep magically appearing on the network, despite us decomming a whole bunch over the past two years. I think they're breeding in the damp corners.
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While most programmers use floating point indiscriminately anytime they want to do math with real numbers, because of certain limitations in how these numbers are represented, performance and accuracy often leave something to be desired. Because 355/113 ought to be enough for everyone
Actually a proposed FP storage replacement, but I do miss the integers-only "discussions"
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If you're a numerical nutter like me, this is fun stuff -- but it's not for the faint of cross-feint paper.
Interestingly* google translate translates the Italian "dare numeri" literally as "give numbers".
Now go ask an Italian what it means.
* In the "fruggin' idiots!" sense
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Ubuntu source code appears to be safe; however Canonical is investigating. I don't think the source is meant to be that open
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