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I would say, "yay!", but it might be misinterpreted.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: In other news, workplace productivity hits a new high.
Are you sure? I spent the day hitting refresh. 
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Check Point Research has uncovered two massive mobile adware and data stealing campaigns, which have already had a combined total of over 250 million downloads globally. If only there was some one to check all these apps before they became available
Some kind of ... centralized store, perhaps. With a verification process?
Nah. That would never work.
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I's a shame it wasn't discovered and announced by ms.
Turnabout is fair play, after all.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I’ve always been worried about bringing in great people to my team. Many years into this, and I am still concerned. "You're lovin' gives me a thrill, but you're lovin' don't pay my bills. Now give me money"
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Are you telling Chris something?   
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Boring article which defied its title.
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Researchers now report in ACS Applied Materials & Interfaces a step toward running electronic devices in homes and offices on the light coming from lamps scattered around the room. I turned off my lights, and now my lights aren't powered!
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Jesus wept.
Could someone please introduce them to the word "efficiency", in the sense that it's used in Physics and mechanics?
Here's the thing: if you turn just one of the "scattered lamps" off, you can use the power that saves to do fifty times as much "device powering".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Another person who believes in the laws of thermodynamics, next you'll be telling us the world is spherical
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Visual Studio IntelliCode saves you time by putting what you’re most likely to use at the top of your completion list. Some{tab} blurb{tab} fills{tab} in here
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I've got a few arguments with ms that no amount of intellicode could counter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm already married to someone who "helps" finish my sentences, I don't want to have to put up with it at work too.
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In a bizarre turn of events, Microsoft has removed a green hat from the Visual Studio 2019 installer. The company quietly removed the graphic from Visual Studio installer after it offended people in China. Next we'll go after those red polo shirts
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I'd bet a whole 50 cents that not one person in China was offended (because WTF has an IDE installer got to do with cuckolding? Who would even look at it that way? I guarantee that Chinese devs wouldn't), but, instead, it's a typically cretinous ms marketing ploy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why even have the cartoon nonsense anyway?
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There goes my plan for opening Irish pubs in China called "The Leprechaun".
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Hilarious.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Researchers from the Moscow Institute of Physics and Technology teamed up with colleagues from the U.S. and Switzerland and returned the state of a quantum computer a fraction of a second into the past. How did they get the quantum computer up to 88 miles an hour?
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Flux capacitor!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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The marketing-style waffle of the article doesn't, by any means, cover the fact that it's talking bollocks.
You could do the same by holding the winkey and hitting R, then typing "rstrui" -- or, indeed, by hitting Ctrl+Z -- and then swaddling it in fancy talk and illogical explanations.
"Going forward through time to a previous state" != "Going back in time".
Mind you, should we expect people who can't tell their "packs" from their "pyramids" to be able to tell their @rses from their elbows?
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In other words, "Undo" is not actually going back in time.
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It depends on how you hold your tongue when you click the button.
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