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Woe the developer that complains about software quality, the same developer that when given unlimited time produced unlimited garbage. I laugh in the face of such whining, as the reality is that the better the software quality, the more likely you will meet deadlines, and thus they are realisitic deadlines. Much as developers want to whine about deadlines, the fact of the matter is, most deadlines are unrealistic because the code base never saw the light of "quality" to begin with.
An unrealistic deadline, in my opinion, is simply that there's too much work to be done given the allotted time. Software quality should not suffer if software quality actually exists, and if software quality exists, it's not the driving factor for an unrealistic deadline measure.
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Marc Clifton wrote: same developer that when given unlimited time produced unlimited garbage. I laugh in the face of such whining
Indeed.
Marc Clifton wrote: An unrealistic deadline, in my opinion, is simply that there's too much work to be done given the allotted time
100% agreed. My stance is always to deliver quality and just be late or be on time and not deliver some items.
In my opinion, there's no excuse for poor quality.
#SupportHeForShe
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You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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<Devil's Advocate>
At the same time, there are a lot of different opinions on code quality from a lot of different developers, few of them compatible with each other, which are emphatically and loudly declared as absolute necessities.
When managing a software project, it can be extremely difficult to determine who is crying wolf.
</Devil's Advocate>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Testing is essential but it's secondary. Sorry. But it means I can do twice as much software development!
Maybe if I did some unit tests for my unit tests?
I was going to go with "OK Boomer", but I resemble that remark.
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Where is all the straw coming from for the authors of your various links?
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It's a (infinitely) renewable resource 
TTFN - Kent
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The old-style PC is on its way out. It's being replaced by desktop-as-a-service, cloud-based PCs. Because VT-100 ought to be enough for everyone?
"From my cold, dead fingers"
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Just one word: Bollocks
As there were not enough problems with normal services as a services clouds... eh, adobe?
M.D.V. 
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Next up, the "new" idea Programming Just Like Legos!
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Boy, can't wait until basic access to my desktop is completely reliant on my network connection...
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Quote: Microsoft is promoting this not just as a Windows desktop alternative, but as a path forward for die-hard Windows 7 users. As Brad Anderson, corporate vice president for Microsoft 365 wrote:
"With the end of extended support for Windows 7 coming in January 2020, we also understand some customers need to continue to support Windows 7 legacy applications as they migrate to Windows 10. To support this need, you can use Windows Virtual Desktop to virtualize Windows 7 desktops with free Extended Security Updates (ESU) until January 2023."
I'm going to make a prediction. 3 years from now when ESU ends:
0) Anyone who drank the koolaid is going to discover that whatever legacy crap prevented them from migrating now still will block migration then.
1) MS will do a hard shutdown of their W7 VM program.
2) Getting new local W7 installs up and running will be a cluster-![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) because MS will take down not only their install images but the patching servers needed to get fresh installs up to the OSes final state.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Mark Shannon posted a proposal "to impose a limit of one million on various aspects of Python programs, such as the lines of code per module". If you're arguing for that limit, I think you have a bigger problem
Hopefully the link works for everyone. I can't remember if they lock it down after a while or not (but it's working for me without any login)
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At least limit the number of tabs on a single line to one million.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I can't remember if they lock it down after a while or not
Only after a million views. 
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A number of past studies have found that exposure to blue light later in the day may disrupt one’s sleep pattern, making it difficult to fall and stay asleep. "You don't have to put on the red light"
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That's why f.lux: software to make your life better[^] has been listed in the free tools forum here for years.
Just one of the best small apps I know
M.D.V.
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Shiny!
(Or not -- what time is it?)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Get thee to watch Firefly, infidel!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The "Jacquard machine" used punch cards to "program" intricate weaving patterns. No, it's not a Mac Pro
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I think every programmer should understand how a loom works.
I do not. It's on the bucket list.
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Apple, Google, and Amazon are teaming up to develop an open-source smart home standard that’s meant to ensure that devices work together, make the development of new devices easier, and keep everything secure in the process. "So, put another log on the fire."
Because I'm too lazy to quote xkcd. again. again.
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The things they're standardizing are what to call the tables/columns in the database where they store the users' personal data that they sell to their "partners".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You beat me to it.
That's going to be worst, than living in a house of glass... you wouldn't have privacy anyways, but at least in the house of glass "only" your neighbours would need consideration
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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"Our primary goal is to make sure current devices are incompatible."
"Did I say that out loud?"
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