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As Yahoo makes moves for a possible sale or major overhaul, eyes are on CEO Marissa Mayer and whether she’ll stay or go. And how are your retirement plans going?
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Retina screen, indeed: [^].
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Flow lets you automate your workflow, and be more productive. IF successful product THEN duplicate
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The Flow website is offline - not a very auspicious launch...
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Computer systems that can see, hear, and understand language better than their creators Well, he is used to dealing with the people on Facebook
OK, that's probably more "mean" than "snark". Probably time I shut my computer. Apologies to anyone insulted.
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That's exactly why Satya was told to "buy milk" when he was asking about his "most at risk opportunities".
These "big guys" do have "big words", but they lack "big tricks". In case someone doesn't get the paragraph I posted above: Satya Nadella Cortana Demo Epic Failure (Funny Video) - YouTube[^]
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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He can think what he wants; it doesn't change anything.
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That's a huge leapt forward considering where we are today. Still waiting for the autocorrect function on phones to work properly!
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Well, if the sample is the humanity on FB an old Casio watch is more than capable of outperforming entire social groups.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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At what?
Of all the dot com billionaires, techno-wise Zuckerberg is probably the dumbest.
The sign of true AI is when two AI systems start arguing and a third decides it would rather play solitaire.
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Chatbots are the future  ,
R.I.P. Parse.
i cri evry tiem
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Computer systems that can see, hear, and understand language better than their creators users
If you go to QA, you will see that this has already happened. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Easy to do when dealing with his users. A random quotes placer would outperform an average Facebook user.
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In a post released today on the Windows experience blog, Microsoft claims that interfering with Cortana’s workflow in this way circumvents the purpose of Cortana and prevents it from working as optimally as possible- to that end the firm is locking down Cortana to Microsoft Edge browser only. So much for asking Cortana to get you a decent browser
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C'mon, girl needs rest. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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THANK YOU MICROSOFT. So if I keep using Firefox I'll have one less problem.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of antitrust lawyers suddenly started rubbing their hands in anticipation. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A new poll from Kensington, which produces computer accessories, has found that IT professionals feel undervalued and overworked in their organizations. Here, have a cookie. You'll feel better.
Or maybe a beverage of some sort...
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What else is new?
It's because "they" don't know what they don't know.
If they did, they would be more appreciative or maybe even stay home in the fetal position scared to touch a computer.
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And some idjit got paid for that poll.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Those most unappreciated and overwork are the one that are pay by their cert rather by their skill
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Japan’s flagship astronomical satellite Hitomi, which launched successfully on 17 February but tumbled out of control five weeks later, may have been doomed by a basic engineering error. It was the old "off-by-one" (satellite) error
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Riiight... like it's not really a secret spy satellite.
"Oh dear, it broke, we'll just leave it here, think nothing of it."
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The software was probably written in Ruby. 
Marc
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