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The boy turned 16 last Wednesday and has decided we are going to Madame Tussauds Sydney[^] for a tour. Needless to say I'm faarrrkkkking so excited I'm not sure I will sleep.
If I don't find my way into a pub sometime during the day I think My head asplode.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Just don't assume they are candles and try to light them for "ambience"
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I plan to spend the day parked on a couch, watching the futbol, consuming enormous amounts of high-cholesterol,fatty snacks, and guzzling vast drafts of scotch. On the preliminary menu are sausage/cheese stuffed jalapenos, portabello mushrooms topped with garlic and gorgonzola and gobs of butter, flaky baked pastries filled with gruyere cheese and an assortment of sliced meats. And scotch. Lots of it.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I plan to spend the day playing on my newly acquired laptop
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