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That's terrible. Those two gents have some great music, and did a heck of a job entertaining on stage.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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They are trying to make up for all the sh*tty things they do to human passengers.
Southwest airlines sucks donkey ass.
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Agreed, I will never fly with Southwest again. I'll be on a United flight in 4 weeks and I'm scared, because they're not much better.
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Oh cool save some animals. The People (who can't afford a flight), ok they are not worth to save
[Edit]Better to move it to SoapBox[/Edit]
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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The difference is that people can be and should be, responsible for themselves, pets can't they rely on people to be responsible for them. Your premise is spurious.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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... after visiting it many times, and passing it loads more ...
... that the National Portrait Gallery, London is a Landscape building ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, never read it. But I was sent that cartoon without attribution and thought it was about right.
And I'd never noticed it myself...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: ... after visiting it many times, and passing it loads more ... Clearly, you are more oriented with it than others.
/ravi
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I'm sitting here, typing away, and I hear a yell of "Oh B*gg*r!" from the kitchen. This is Herself-ish for "I did something wrong, come and fix it".
So I go out to find out what the problem is and she is trying to fish half a bread roll out of the toaster ... with an all metal Sabatier chopping knife. And yes, it's still plugged in.
Point out the silliness of this - gently, I don't wish to lose Brownie Points here - and use a wooden spoon to extract it. Just trying to get the other half out and she chimes in with "Should you be using your finger?" Sure enough, I'm wiggling my finger around inside a plugged in toaster. Oops.
Petard. Hoist. B*gg*r.
Done anything stupid today, folks?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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got up in the morning
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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What impresses me the most is that unplugging the toaster is not the first thing you did.
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Have you tried pouring water over it to flush the bread out?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I suggest gasoline. It has lower density. Thus it will not spoil the bread.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I like the way you think
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Nah, just keep re-toasting it till it turns to ash and can be poured out the cleaning flap at the bottom. (Suggest removing the wooden spoon and finger first though.)
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Nitro. Take 1/10 litre and it will blow the bread straight into orbit, provided you try it outside. It does not matter very much should the toaster still be plugged in.
The user can't update the up: we update it for them (Choice in the CP poll)
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If it were my Mrs, I'd find myself being chastised for any of the following reasons:
- I didn't save her from harm politely enough
- Why did I get metal knives?
- She's done this before - why did I have to bud in?
- Why did I bring home such fat rolls (or not warn her if she bought them)
- If I burn her wooden spoon she'll "have me head"
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If it were my Mrs, I'd find myself enjoying a perfectly toasted roll with homemade preserves.
Maybe you should consider an upgrade?
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There are better uses for women than serving wenches.
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Based on that reply you should consider yourself lucky your Mrs. allows you to continue to breathe.
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Receptacle requires a dispenser.
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The 1950's called wondering where you'd run off to.
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