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Two wrongs do not make a right - but 3 lefts does!
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Just remember to keep the car's blinker fluid reservoir topped up - I know you can't buy it for BMW's, but ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Any day when you feel your job is pointless, life is futile, and you are getting nothing useful done: just remember, there is a man in Germany who for his entire working life has been - and will continue until he retires - fitting indicator blinkers to BMWs.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup, cuz "shes" then test the blinkers, and high beams, and horn. Can't forget testing the horn.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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What gives you the right to make puns with nothing left for us?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Indeed, I just plow straight into puns at will, not even blinking an eye.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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They used to make sure we knew our hand signals, as well, when talking a road test to get a drivers license. The don't anymore.
The comments on modern hand signals I could use as a followup are rather obvious.
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MacSpudster wrote: Right is up, left is down,
Which directs our paths about.
Your controller is on its side. Rotate it right by 90 degrees.
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"The enemy's gate is down."
- Ender Wiggin
Software Zen: delete this;
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Two weeks into the AI TensorFlow Challenge and 50 enthusiastic participants have completed all 5 steps of the AI TensorFlow tutorial, and several more are slowly getting there. A friendly reminder that the first 100 participants to complete all 5 steps successfully will receive a $25 Amazon gift card. So if you haven't already, enter today!
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I saw a model Bambi for sale recently, but I didn't buy - it was a little deer.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a coincidence. I saw him too. O nice!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I saw him too, in Venice on vacation
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I met a Bambi at a stag once - she was a dear and the guys fawned all over her...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Once again, instagating punishing responses, to further rack us with pain. I wonder, Disney even care how it affects us?
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In my experience, most really go for a buck.
modified 1-Nov-18 15:27pm.
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I imagine he's expecting big bucks for these jokes
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Perhaps he's just in a rut?
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You have doe idea ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hmm...seems I met a model named Bambi once
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Was she on ice too?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Don't be a Dumbo go ahead and buy it!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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I find myself listening to a lot more folk music than is usual. Weavers. Peter, Paul, and Mary. Some Grateful Dead in that style. For lack of a better description, it seems to impact me as a collective conscience, put to music and sung so anyone can join in.
One of my own quotes pops into mind: "Flag waving is a poor excuse for patriotism"
Applies anywhere and everywhere. Unfortunately, timely.
I post this here (not the Soapbox) as I don't plan to entertain a debate. It's not a challenge; just a thought. With that in mind it gives one an opportunity to ponder instead of react.
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It is still political, so dont be a hypocrite and move it to the soapbox.
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