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So did "Janet and John" ...
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It would be nice to say that his infectious style matured with him.
It didn't. But it would be nice to say it.
veni bibi saltavi
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Plus he was a children's entertainer that hasn't been convicted as a result of operation yewtree.
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Yet.
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Cheggers can't be boozers!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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....turns out Tennis Balls are actually flat.
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Link, or it didn't happen!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Have you never heard of the flat tennis ball conspiracy?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Easy to prove to; make a photo of your tennis-bal, print it. See, flat balls
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Easy to prove
Boring. I prefer more obscure theories[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: flat tennis ball conspiracy?
Wouldn't that be a Frisbee?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Link
You're welcome.[^]
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oblate spheroids are too.
This space for rent
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dy/dx is flat
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Is that some sort of injury? Something akin to Tennis Elbow?
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Funny thing about the flat earth conspiracies... all you have to do is work for the government to know they aren't advanced enough to pull that hoax off.
Jeremy Falcon
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Like an inconvenient truth lecturer mixed metaphor (8)
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ALLEGORY
"Al Gore"ish!
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Yes
Al Gore
ly - like
Al Gore ly - mixed
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Would you have got the first one?
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Probably, with a little time - but I only glanced at it before noticing the "cancelled" bit - I'd got "inundated" as an anagram of "untied and" and "and united", was thinking how to get "weight" related items out of that, and hadn't noticed it was nine letters, not eight yet...
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I think the first one was perfectly good./ I am annoyed with myself for not getting it.
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I just spent the last 5 minutes trying to think of a word for "mixed metaphor" that made any sense,
any sense at all, before givinig up and clicking below. (Headslap)
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Mel Padden wrote: mixed metaphor
That was put in there deliberately as a red herring.
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