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So you try to be a nice developer, try to be as transparent on your tasks as possible and hand guest access to your YouTrack... They can only view and check back what's happening.
Then there is this one guy, Project Manager of course, that is totally misunderstanding the purpose of your kindnes.
So now he want's access to the System, wants to be able to write Tickets, edit them and check who else writes tickets... Why??? you think and deny the request...
The next day you get a mail: Request from XXX :"Why can't i see this?"
You ask kindly what he wants to state with that.
You can guess the reply...
"That's why i need that system, if i send a request i want to be able to edit it and check it back"
 R.I.P. to my Software plannings...
Rant off/
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HobbyProggy wrote: Request from XXX :"Why can't i see this?"
Sounds like multiple choice:
(A) You are blind as a mole. Get some glasses.
(B) You are the customer's project manager, not mine.
(C) Those who speak don't know, those who know don't speak.
(D) Are you authorized for at least Universal Top Secret? Otherwise we would have to shoot you.
(E) Why should you?
(F) Because we enjoy seeing you squiggle like a fish on the hook.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I'd love to reply that but im not allowed to 
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Another one:
(G) Biometric access protection: Minimum IQ of 60.
No access for 'DAUs' 
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You are making my day 
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somebody is totally misunderstanding the Project Manager's and their own roles.
you're own hole.
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i don't get what you mean 
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misunderstood PM role: it's the PM's right to use any metrics available, you've shown him something that measures project performance and then [wrongly] denied him access to it.
misunderstood your role: you've made more work for dev team, if you're the TL you've let down your whole team by this, if you're not the TL even worse: you've overstepped your bounds and possibly put your entire deliverable at risk.
Probably get away with it, unless your PM is the strict by the book (humourless) type.
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Fun fact: i am PM and TL of my team since we are only 3 people in SW development. The PM i am talking of is just one of the users of the software we develop.
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Hey, Nagy, you're back! missed your banter.
Yes you're correct with your comment: should have been your not you're.
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Serves you right for trying to be helpful
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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No good deed goes unpunished - Clare Boothe Luce
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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So I've started a new job, where part of it is being in charge of Health and SafetyI have to watch various DVDs and select the most informative to be used as part of our training schedule. The manual handling[^] one is presented by Diane Youdale - best known as Jet from Gladiators[^].
F*** knows if the information is any good as Ive spent the whole time imagining what I'd like her to manually handle. oh and I don't even need to watch the rest, but I might watch this one again just to make sure.
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Not to be confused with the Manuel Handling one I watched by accident once...
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£90?!! I think Jet's a psychologist now (psychiatrist? I never remember the difference, I know one has a medical degree, the other used to hit people with giant cotton buds while wearing spandex).
For last job I did that needed a manual handling assessment I don't know if HR had a sense of humour or if I just have a dirty mind but the Word document we had to complete and return was man_hand_ass.doc.
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God save us all... I thought this post was a joke. Surely it had to be about manually handling something, but sure as elephant not an actual manual. We're doomed.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Remember to bend at the knees when picking up a box, not as demonstrated in the video!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Starting with the gold, the government agents followed up to little Edward and thus entirely grew larger.
(9)
modified 18-Oct-17 5:04am.
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Augmented.
Gold - Au
The government agents - g men (slang for FBI agents)
Little Edward - Ted
This space for rent
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Wow - I though that would last a while longer.
Very well solved!
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Thanks. I try not to answer these because of the fact I end up doing the clue the day after but it was such a clever clue I couldn't resist it.
This space for rent
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Daily News - Windows 10’s Fail Creators Update is now available
Was it really a fluke or some new quantum enabled/IoT iDust?
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What happens when you put a stick in a non-stick pan?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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It will display an error that says "non edible. you must be tired, go get some sleep" 
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