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I go on holiday/vacation Tuesday. Sooooo. End of Day Monday. Icky and no want to leave my team in a lurch. Sooooo
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I think all developers should tag along with a sales rep for a day or two and see the compromises and complaints they have to make and deal with. It's not logical, it's not even fair, but if you have competition then you sometimes need to run things by the seat of your pants.
It's not fun, your boss isn't doing this because he enjoys it, he's doing it because he needs to pay the bills, pay your wage, and ensure his company (or department) can survive.
(Having said that there are definitely people who throw others under the bus just so they can be the Bearer Of Excellent News even when Merely Good News is totally fine. Those people need to spend a week doing dev work. Especially Dev work targeting browser compatibility)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder: Those people need to spend a week doing dev work. Especially Dev work targeting browser compatibility The whole week in your cube. Argh. That's tough to bear.
Wonde Tadesse
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Chris Maunder wrote: I think all developers should tag along with a sales rep for a day or two and see the compromises and complaints they have to make and deal with. I did; at one company there was never a discussion on time-tables (this is the estimate, anything shorter means lower quality), nor on what constitutes a bug (this is what you requested, this is what you got - want anything changed? Request one and prepare to pay for it).
Also seen the other side, where companies were pampered for over a year - and then see the prospect leave without ever becoming a customer.
Honesty is the best strategy.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I would get this all the time. My response would be along the lines of
"I have found the issue, and have an idea on how to fix it. However it would have an impact on other parts of the system and system testing would have to take place to ensure there were no unwanted side-effects or new issues..."
The idea that a fix could break something else never occurs to these people. Gives them something else to consider when rushing out a fix...
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A week ago I canceled my contract with Virgin Media for the simple reason we are moving abroad and will not need their services any more. I just received the 5th call from them trying to find out if I would be interested in a different set of projects.
Vilmos good. Vilmos no swear.
I politely pointed out that I really do want to cancel my contract and there is nothing they can do to change my mind as I will not be in this country any more.
Please, make the ringing stop...
veni bibi saltavi
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The voice of doom "you'll be lucky", OT off to Hungry or some where else?
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You can check out, but you can never leave!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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So he's going to California?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Friday, and I almost forgot to tell you! Today my boss asked me:
"Adam, when is your program Turning complete?"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Tell him you need more time with the lathe because the bits are dull?
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So I can fit the roof box to me new Land Rover, I need cross bars.
So I can fit the cross bars, I need to get roof rails.
This will be the THIRD set of mountings I have bought for the roof box, a box that cost about £100 and has now set me back in excess of £500 to get it on top of the cars.
AND I need to find a replacement parcel shelf for the back of the car; another £150 or so.
veni bibi saltavi
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You probably should have bought an American made pickup. Just through whatever it is you have in the back. On top of that, it would also include a pre-mounted gun-rack.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: On top of that, it would also include a pre-mounted gun-rack. Now me wants it.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Is it possible to get it delivered with a .50 cal installed too?
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I think that was an option on the earlier Hummers...
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There are many things I could have got, but considering that as each new generation of my family has come the genepool has widened I don't feel I have the right breeding for a pick-up.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: There are many things I could have got, but considering that as each new generation of my family has come the genepool has widened I don't feel I have the right breeding for a pick-up.
Of course, you may also simply not be man enough to own a pick-up...
But that's none of my business...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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In cramped places like most European countries any vehicle longer than 4m is a hassle - in my city one can't even turn in several streets with a mild SUV because there's no room to steer. Let's not even talk about parkings...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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All the more reason to appreciate the wisdom of my ancestors when they left Europe!
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I like Europe... but I'd try Texas, Tennessee, Montana or Canada if I had the chance!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Pickups are for farm workers, Land Rovers for farm owners.
veni bibi saltavi
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