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<h2>Common Sense Man</h2>
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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No Darwin award the idiot has already bred, let's hope they got their mothers genes
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Just got a phone call from my mate Paddy asking what the 2nd largest state in America is. I told him Texas.
30 seconds later Paddy sent me an SMS saying "What's the 2nd largest State in America?"
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Inebriation? ...oh no, that's Ireland!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Here in the states I think it's stupidity!...No wait that's number 1.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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The reason he replied as he did is that you misspelled your answer. It's spelled with two S's.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It's spelled with two S's.
No, I think it is only spelled with one "S". Nice try. 
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An interesting note:
Sarah Palin comes from largest state
Ted Cruze comes from second largest state
Fortunately, the two states are well separated, mitigating opportunities for breeding.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Did he ask specifically for the USA or just America? I'm not sure it would be true, if the latter!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Nope, still technically correct (which is the best kind of correct  ), because Canada has provinces, not states. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What about Mexico or Brazil (he says, with his admittedly shaky grasp of geopolitics)? He didn't say North America either!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Damn... you got me with Brazil. It has 3 states larger than Texas. 
I had taken Mexico into account though.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yeah, they've got a few of those too.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Had the same thought. As Canada does not have states but I think Mexico does.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It's not confirmed yet but if it is, he will be the first human in recorded history to die by a celestial impact.
From CNN
What are the odds, huh. 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Funny, that seems to be the same odds as being struck by lightening. What a coincidence.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Foothill wrote: the same odds as being struck by lightening
No it's not. Being struck by lightning is a 1 in a million event (well 1 in .96m in the USA but who's going to quibble about the odd 4% when there's a dubious point to be made) and is therefore by the laws of Discworld an absolute certainty!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I was once hit by a Neon tube that wasn't properly attached. Does it count if it wasn't alight? 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Foothill wrote: first human in recorded history to die by a celestial impact
Hardly. What about Aeschylus? Think you need to look up the word 'celestial'!
Anyway, nice to see that Chicken Licken is at last vindicated!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Okay, so you got me on semantics. However, when used in the reference of astronomy, I think the term celestial is quite acceptable. As for Aeschylus, getting hit in the head by a falling testudinidae is certainly an odd was to shove off one's mortal coil.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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