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At my current accumulation rate, that is.
Send pointz plz! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I don't see it any more improbable than most New Year's resolutions people make
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Does Tarzipan swing through the jungle?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 I thought a Tarzipan swings in a little silver car? Urban Dictionary: Tarzipan[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I thought a Tarzipan swings in a little silver car?
Cos that makes so much more sense than wot he said?
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I did link to the Urban Dictionary entry...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I did link to the Urban Dictionary entry...
And I did read it. That doesn't mean it makes any sense. I'm increasingly of the opinion that half the entries in the Urban Dictionary are made up by bots (and not very good ones at that).
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Only if he's yellow and smelling of almonds.
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After much thought (several seconds, in fact) I realize that you should be encouraged most strenuously to delete the original post and, after a suitable time lapse, we'll pretend that it didn't happen (or didn't matter if it did).
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It's a thought of the day, Jim, but not as we know it! 
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Only in Japan's jungles..
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I'm not sure, but what about his cousin, Marzipan?
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One of the stocking fillers I got for Christmas was a bag of Maple Bacon flavoured mixed nuts. I have just looked at the package and it says "suitable for vegetarians"! WTF!!? There is no maple syrup (meh) and no bacon listed in the ingredients. The nearest it has been to a pig is probably when the delivery truck drove within 50 miles of a farm on its way to Tesco.
How can they get away with stuff like that?
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Just curious: Did they actually taste anything like maple and bacon? And if so: How the Hill did they manage to get it to do that?
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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No - slightly smoky and a bit sweet, but not bacon-like at all.
Ingredients of the seasoning:
Smoked dextrose
Demerara sugar
Yeast extract
Sugar
Salt
Thyme
Onion powder
Citric acid
Paprika (for colour)
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That's why it says "suitable for vegetarians". Presumably, those who actually eat bacon would know the difference...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I tried bacon toothpaste[^] bought on Amazon once (and never again!).
It also just tasted smoky, but no bacon. Strange that some people seem to think that that's the same thing?!?!?
As far as the toothpaste is concerned, it didn't foam at all, so it was useless as toothpaste all the same, bacon or no bacon taste...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 29-Dec-15 9:38am.
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I got some last year and hated it. Gave it to my son and he now loves to brush his teeth  So we got him more for this Xmas.
Hogan
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Well,
Look on the bright side. At least it came with a manual.
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Chris Quinn wrote: How can they get away with stuff like that?
It's aimed at the Muslim Halal market I guess.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: it says "suitable for vegetarians"
I think it is not just limited for "Muslim Halal Market". Is it?
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Zafar Sultan wrote: I think it is not just limited for "Muslim Halal Market". Is it?
I wouldn't think it was suitable for Muslims as it mentions bacon. I was being facetious about a bacon flavour snack being vegetarian and as it contained no meat (especially pig) it could be used by Muslims.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: a bacon flavour snack being vegetarian
Like Baconnaise[^], which doesn't taste like bacon either!
I'm very septic to anything claiming to taste like bacon without any actual bacon in it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Zafar Sultan wrote: I think it is not just limited for "Muslim Halal Market".
The Jewish founder of Tesco is probably rolling in his grave at the very suggestion!
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