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No idea, I'm close to issuing a cyst and decease order!
speramus in juniperus
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Tick VG
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Nagy , you were on the right track - maybe I got it becauser I'm a freelancer <groan>
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Carbuncle
Pawnbroker = uncle
can't figure out the car bit yet
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Not quite there.
But close.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Furuncle ( self explanatory )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I give up for today
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Furuncle = boil
Stole = fur
Pawnbroker = uncle
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You win, but it I think Nagy had it so you owe him a nod of welldoneness
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How did Nagy have it ? cyst and decease order ?
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He implied it from using the word Cyst.
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Oh, ok
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My programming always stinks[^]!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Did you read last one? He killed his one year old cat thinking it was the one pissing on his laptop
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I think this is a joke because no cat owner who had a cat for over a half year (lets assume he get the kitty when he or she was 3 months old) will kill it over a elephanting laptop.
After two or three months the hyphnosis which you get during your sleep from the cat (there is a reason why the cats love sleeping with a human) start to show its effects.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Maybe he did it to take the money
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Nah , after few months you "realize" that cat(s) > money
Edit: If its true i will find him and hunt him down
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Well there is an easy way to find him
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E-mail Content:
Hello Mr CatKiller,
My name is < Insert Name Here > and i am representative of Dell Help desk. Please Provide me with accurate information about your problem with Latitude 6430u Ultrabooks and the results of it.
Please provide us with the following personal information:
- Full Name
- Address
- Unemployed/ Employed and Work address
- Blood Type
- Allergies
- Bank Accounts and their passwords of course
- Addresses of real estates you and your family / friends have
- Fears
- Your scariest nightmare
Thank you. See you soon.
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Argonia wrote: Thank you. See you soon.
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Argonia wrote: I think this is a joke because no cat owner who had a cat for over a half year
(lets assume he get the kitty when he or she was 3 months old) will kill it over
a elephanting laptop.
Certainly not while the fairies are flying circles around the lollipop trees in the mansions backyard!
...but meanwhile back in the real world - yes that is entirely possible.
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He's sitting in his moms basement, patting himself on the back for being so edgy.
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I like my edgy and dangerous people to at have started shaving.
It is like those boy bands who make videos of themselves getting all gangsta.
You would think they would at least wait until the testicles have dropped.
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Dalek Dave wrote: I like my edgy and dangerous people to at have started shaving.
... and so the Dalek shows his listening habits of a Wednesday morning.
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Indeed.
John Humphreys was excellent.
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