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I'm tired of being badgered by my phone over useless nonsense. Go away Samsung.
My next phone will be from Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. I hear they're good, right? 
*ducks*
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did you try the off option
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Don't mind me. I'm just kidding. It's a Douglas Adams reference.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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The way Microsoft continues to add Copilot to every product, I was wondering when they'll add it to Notepad? Any guesses? I'm thinking it'll happen in Windows 12.
Hogan
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Or CodeProject ?
IT'S A JOKE ...
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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Hasn't Windows 11 done enough to render poor Notepad unusable?
Tab creep is real. WTH does it remember everything you've ever opened?
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https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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What do you think of mashed potatoes?
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You can mash them when they are raw, add some rye flour, shape balls about the size of large snowballs, with pieces of salt mutton and mutton kidney fat in the center of the balls. Boil for 20-25 minutes. Serve with a "sauce" of the boiling water stirred with butter (real butter, not margarine). This is one of the few hot dishes I know of where the accompanying drink is full fat milk.
Maybe that is not the dish you were thinking of. Anyway, it is delicious.
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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No programming questions in the Lounge...
oohhhh wait ...
Anyway ...
As long as there is butter in them, yeah.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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If I never have them again, that'll be ok with me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm strange.
I do not like mashed potatoes.
I like them baked, twice baked, raw with salt, french fried or any other way but don't you mash my food.
However, I will eat KFC mashed until the gravy is gone.
Told ya I'm strange.
My wife on the other hand (like just about anyone else) loves em.
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From scratch or instant?
Doesn't matter, tell me when they are ready.
Or, showing my age, I prefer the Frug.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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Until just now, I wasn't.
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Chubby Checker recorded a song about them. Apparently he thought highly of them.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Good with sausages, peas, and gravy; or with steak and kidney pie; or liver and onions.
But it's got to be the right potato! Yukon Gold are good.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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as long as there is gravy or a pound of butter I am good. Otherwise meh.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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I don't. 
/ravi
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I like them with enough salt and pepper and a gravy appropriate for the main dish...white for white meats and brown for red meats. Besides making a great side dish, they also make copious amounts of methane. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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Samsung or Android (don't know which) has idiots at the helm.
My phone moved a spam message to the bin and blocked the sender for me.
Unfortunately it also notify-beeped my phone.
Now why in the hell would I want to be harassed by that? It's just spam. Just bin it since you didn't show me what it said anyway, and don't annoy me with it - isn't that the point? Who designs this software?
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My watch sends me notifications when I stand up for a pee: "Oh good, you're active again!" 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That watch would quickly find itself victim of a rapid, unscheduled disassembly.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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The Clippy among watches!
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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My watch ticks whenever a new second arrives.
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It fears that it will be replaced?
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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