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I read that and rent my clothes as a sign of mourning. "That's Not Unusual" (1965). When he says "I'm Coming Home" (1975) he likes to know where it is.
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The doctor diagnosed me with a Tom Jones complex.
I asked him if that happened a lot.
Apparently, it's not unusual.
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I can't spell his name ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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G-e-r-r-y D-o-r-s-e-y.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Engelbert Humperdinck Isn't that the guy who used to play Sherlock Holmes?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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No, that was Benedict Cumberbatch. Humperdinck (the original) was a classical composer, and Gerry was a crooner.
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Darn, I forgot the joke icon...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Well I did laugh, not too much though.
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Not a dime's worth of difference.
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I thought he was burning down the house in 1999.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Today, I showed up at the door for the pizza guy completely naked.
I am not sure if he was more scared that I was naked, or the fact that I knew his home address.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You should have been wearing a mask.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That's not a knife! This[^] is a knife!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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He was still thinking about a name for his newborn son, so I told him Lance would be nice.
He said Lance is too uncommon.
So I told him that in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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Since it's a son, we should consider how Lance a Boil fits into this equation and the father's thinking.
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Name should be mulligan. Just in case he wants a do over.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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My sister had a boy and a girl after in vitro and I suggested she could call the girl Denice...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Not sure if Denephew is going to like that
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We all know that to fix serious problems you need a hammer, but how do you fix a broken hammer?!
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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With a bigger hammer.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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"Nailed It !"
(that response to your response was mandatory)
(edit: fixed a broken tag. Nothing to see here, so move along)
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modified 24-Sep-20 11:21am.
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