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Kid-friendly gloves, please.
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Nailed it! You probably put thumb thought intoe that.
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wow, how long have you been stocking these things up?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Heel have plenty more up his sleeve!
Where does the General keep his army? Up his sleevey.
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After the way he was hosed, yesterday, I think there is a new batch afoot.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Probably, he wouldn't want to get cotton a vicious cycle.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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... many, many,... wow many (now that I think of it) many years ago, I started a Physics PhD.. But I never finish it!
Anyway, now I can finally reveal the real reason why!
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Only 3 minutes and actually funny with a good ending.
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It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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This was just like my thesis defence. More or less.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I interviewed a guy for web development role.
Me: "Why are you looking to change your job?"
THE Candidate: "This company asks me to work extra hours & they don't have good parking facility"
Me: "&.. What?" Excuse me?
He says he couldn't park his car comfortably. Will you believe this?
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Well, you know what a shortage of web developers there are . . .
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Nand32 wrote: THE Candidate: "This company asks me to work extra hours & they don't have good parking facility"
I think I interviewed this Candidate's brother one time.
We asked him, "What are you looking for in your career here as a software dev?"
Candidate: "Something local. Pays good and good hours."
I was like, "Hey, I can't be bothered to hire someone who can't even take the time and energy to at least lie during the interview."
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raddevus wrote: "Something local. Pays good and good hours."
I heard the below several years back.
Candidate : "I know people are now using MVC/MVVM. But I would like to do WinForms & WebForms with DataAdaptors & simpler application, mainly like "Maintenance types" "
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Taking the "don't be overqualified" tip a little too far
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I could've said that.
If I come somewhere and it's not obvious where I can park I will ask about it.
Going to work every day and not knowing if or where you can park can really be a source of daily stress.
I worked somewhere in the city that required me to park in a parking garage.
The nearest garage was €36 a day, so it could really add to your monthly costs as well.
Since I was a contractor they didn't pay for my parking costs.
I always parked at another garage, a 10 minute walk away, which was €12 a day (and added 20 minutes commute a day!).
If my regular garage was closed or full, which happened a few time, I had to search for another garage which could add over 15 minutes to my commute and searching for a garage in a busy city is stressful enough as it is.
For their own employees they had parking subscriptions or public transport subscriptions (they were near, and later, on, Utrecht Central).
Public transport wasn't an option for me as it would make my commute six hours a day
I had a coworker at another customer who had over €500 a month on parking costs alone (but his employer paid for it).
So yeah, parking is important.
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oops, that really matters.
If The Candidate could do well in the interview, We would even let him come in a caravan.
But he didn't do well, unfortunately.
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Nand32 wrote: We would even let him come in a caravan That sounds interesting, when can I start!?
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Nand32 wrote: You are over qualified for the job. This must be the function of office idiot then
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Sander Rossel wrote: This must be the function of office idiot then
That's in between you & the office idiot
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Where does this caravan stand? Is it a long walk to the office? Or should I work from the caravan due to lockdown-rules? Can I move the caravan?
..and most important, does the caravan have an office-grade coffee-machine?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Yeah everything is there. But please don't ask for a Parking facility inside the caravan. That's a bit difficult.
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