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OriginalGriff wrote: a 2-stroke 52cc backpack strimmer Try fixing ceiling fan blades to it.
If it works, you can socially distance vertically.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is this a joke, or are they actually doing it because their shipping department can only handle significantly fewer orders?
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My guess is that it's a "system capacity" problem with the web servers combined with hot sunny days on lockdown ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Make sure you are wearing a mask and gloves while ordering.
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Slacker007 wrote: wearing a mask and gloves while ordering.
Also disinfect your screen and keyboard before and after the visit to the website.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote: We are using a virtual queue
Is that a virtual B&Queue?
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I saw a burglar kicking his own front door in, when I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Working from home".
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Good one.
Made my wife spit out her coffee!
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I miss those days/
Real programmers use butterflies
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It's good times to be an introvert.
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I remember those days.
And in an unrealted topic, thank you for posting. I was thinking it's been awhile since I've seen you post. Glad to hear that the bug hasnt taken you away
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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MadMyche wrote: I was thinking it's been awhile since I've seen you post. Busy concocting a spell to parse the covid-19 genome, obviously.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've been working on a way to convert human error into power. It's a renewable resource.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: It's a renewable resource. Renewable? It's limitless!
It's Perpetual Commotion!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled: “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Lots of job security that way. We'll be employed beyond retirement. Look at the COBOL fiascoes.
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I remember when it meant this[^]
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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It was used to mean this[^].
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I'm so old now I forgot where the hot spot is.
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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You liar...
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Busted!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Why? It was always easy to catch a virus at a hotspot.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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fair
Real programmers use butterflies
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It has to do with a hatred for China and it's 5G presence in the UK, etc.
I get why they did it, just don't approve of them "actually" doing it. Healthier ways to voice your frustration with doing business with communist China.
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